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reptªr.

if you don't expect too much from me you might not be let down.

About Me

lately i've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from the burdens of the planet earth.a

My Interests

big booty bitches, starting a business, working out, eating healthy, loud music, bands, shows, writing music, promoting and all types of ill shit.

I'd like to meet:

she comes and she goes like no one can. she's always buzzin just like neon, neon.

Music:

if it's got a beat or a melody, i like it.

Movies:

The Chumscrubber, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Shut Up and Sing, SLC Punk, Suburbia, Dazed and Confused, Almost Famous, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Factotum, Idlewild, Stranger than Fiction.

Television:

The revolution will not be televised.

Books:

"It ain't fair that we have all the rough breaks!" I didn't know exactly what I meant, but I was thinking about Johnny's father being a drunk and his mother a selfish slob, and Two-Bit's mother being a barmaid to support him and his kid sister after their father ran out on them, and Dally-- wild, cunning Dally-- turning into a hoodlum because he'd die if he didn't, and Steve-- his hatred for his father coming out in soft, bitter voice and the violence and his temper. Sodapop...a dropout so he could get a job and keep me in school, and Darry, getting old before his time trying to run a family and hang on to two jobs and never having any fun--while the Socs had so much spare time and money that they jumped us and each other for kicks, had beer blasts and river-bottom parties because they didn't know what else to do. Things were rough all over, all right. All over the East Side. It just didn't seem right to me."

Heroes:

You can be my hero, baby.

My Blog

warning notice: ACT 1

    "This cough is gonna be the death of me," he thought, as he nursed a freshly lit morning cigarette and a hangover.  The side effects of too much liquor, and in turn, too many c...
Posted by reptªr. on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:23:00 PST

nutrition facts

Your AutobiographyPart 1: The Birth of You:Were you a planned baby?:ahahahaha, wait, what?  fuck no i wasn't.Were you the first?:my mom had 2 daughters before me but they both died.Who was presen...
Posted by reptªr. on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:46:00 PST

more dumb shit

hey, i warned you. 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on Shuffle2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You mu...
Posted by reptªr. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST

killin em

i think i want to be a stand up comic.
Posted by reptªr. on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST

post new blog

fuckfuckfuckFUCK!after i finally sleep, and then when i wake up later today, i'm gonna be a non-smoker.what.  the.  fuck.help.i got my nicorette and my fake cigarette.  let's fucki...
Posted by reptªr. on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

welcome to the thunderdome

Five Levels of Hangoversi usually hover around 2 stars. One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can d...
Posted by reptªr. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

the path into this heart is littered with corpses

20 (possibly fucked up and weird) facts about me.1. I have an electric toothbrush, but i never use it cause it freaks me out.2. The sound of rain falling is the best sedative in the world.3. I love ar...
Posted by reptªr. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:38:00 PST

better than buttsex

tucker max is out of his fucking mind.  that is all.The UT Weekend Thursday It's a typical Thursday in my life, noonish, I'm at the laundromat washing my filthy rags, when my cell phone buz...
Posted by reptªr. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST

let's talk about buttsex

and tucker max.  www.tuckermax.comTucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue I spent the summer between my 2nd and 3rd year of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida. It ...
Posted by reptªr. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:31:00 PST

sowing season

I destroy homes, I tear families apart, Take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you nee...
Posted by reptªr. on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST