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dirtbag

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About Me

i'm not the right wing or the left wing, i'm the middle finger

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk these streets of freedom badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses

Music:

the bling bling era was cute, but it's about to be done. i'll leave you fulla clips like the moon blocking the sun. cause you put me out, the butt of a sick joke, into this ashtray life

Movies:

laughs orgasmically to attract alpha male, i'm going to kill myself tomorrow, droppo, you're the laziest man on mars

Television:

somebody named hermano is about to get his ass kicked, you know what i haven't had in a while...big league chew, this is the hot chicks room

Books:

we can't stop here, this is bat country, anything is within walking distance if you have the time, area man wins conversation

My Blog

my poetry slam at the knitting factory

half shark alligator half sit out the season and the other half just drinks. there's more tom jones than tom waits. that's why i don't want to get out of bed. where the fuck did everyone go? i stayed ...
Posted by dirtbag on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

i would do anything for the internet

except paying for it. fuck that. you'll never hear from me again
Posted by dirtbag on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

the sky is always falling down on me

i don't write anymore. i'm not really even writing now. i had a good time last night, but i can't be too specific. there are wheels within wheels. i lost my muse so long ago. not that long ago. i thin...
Posted by dirtbag on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

when i'm a crazy hobo, this will be my main platform

breathe in the city. are you listening? or do you just not understand. the industrial revolution was a country away from home with mommy's credit card. roads and smokestacks and patents left and right...
Posted by dirtbag on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

and that man was eli whitney

aint shit to do on a friday night in this fucking townthen there is, but you don't really wanna be theresneak out of the house for some dumb reason to sneak a cigaretteyou're fucking 22 and you still ...
Posted by dirtbag on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST

can i kick it?

it's been so long since we've had this talkyou don't seem to care about me, but we don't go anywhere without each otheri haven't been able to write since i got to know you againi'm not blaming you, pe...
Posted by dirtbag on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:43:00 PST

old shit, ya heard?

ima be out of town for a while, and even if i were here i wouldn't be writing. fear not, i've been diggin in the crates. here's some way back around the way jazz from elsewhere. kiss the rings bitchn...
Posted by dirtbag on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:09:00 PST

i drank a lot of scotch last night

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my birthday. A special holiday only for me, so do what I say. It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave. Fuck you, it's not...
Posted by dirtbag on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST

the entry so awful it deserves neither a title nor a reader

so sometimes there's these days, right? the days like everyone knows exist, but i got rid of them for so long that i'd forgotten about them. days i'm too lazy to flick the spiders off me and the lyric...
Posted by dirtbag on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

boy, i'm just so tired of all these star wars

so my mom spends pretty much every second she's not at work watching the home and garden network, or hgtv if you're in the know, and i've realized a few things. actually, i don't think i realized anyt...
Posted by dirtbag on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 09:19:00 PST