Luie

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Myspace Zodiac GraphicsHello Peoples!!! My name is Luie, Luis, Luigi, Luie-Lou, Lou, Louie Louie, Screwy-Luie, Lou-Lou, Lil' Louie, B.D. (don't ask) Cantinflas (call name from Cadet Corps. Rangers similar 2 ROTC), uhhhh I've probably bored u so I prefer to be called Luie or Lou.........................But for the mean time: an explorer, sarcastic, very laughable (I always laugh during the moment instead of laughing at things later), I get called a nerd or dork usually (but in a sweet and funny way), quiet (in the beginning), outgoing, dependable (I don't like letting people down but I DON'T expect the same in return), never high expectations b/c I can get let down but I like surprises in certain circumstances, talkative, overreact in funny ways, imaginative, dreamer, gloomy, poor (and probably will be forever b/c my family and children around the world will need it more than I will), analytical, realistic, philosophical, psychological, adventurous, spontaneous, unpredictable, quixotic, poetic, observer, mischievous, very focused on my goals, open-minded, optimistic, very hard for me to trust people (gotta earn my trust), honest, straightforward, respectful, responsible, trustworthy, careful, high on psychedelic drugs all the time, drunk on vodka tequila rum all at once, drowsy on Tylenol, overdosed on vitamins, stoned on the neighbors grass (wait I live in an apt), wet in my pants b/c couldn't make it in time (still getting potty trained), pickin' your child's boogers, cleaning the terd off my bare foot, being healed by Jesus, clean like a baby's dirty bottom, smooth talker like a baby's bottom, spell checking God's Ten Commandments, talking to Moses behind a burning bush, driving on the street with no car, flying with Big Bird and Superman, sewing and ironing Mr. Roger's sweater, arguing with Toto where's Kansas, smacking the shit outta Donald Duck, eating carrots with Bugs Bunny, shooting Bambi, making sweet love to your hot mother, talking to the wall, jumping on my matress til the neighbors below join me, driving with no headlights, yelling WATER! in a plane, stealing ice cream from children, surfing with no surfboard, hitchiking across the country searching for my soul, meeting Death in a dark alley (pretty kool guy), fighting with the Greeks, attending Bacchanalian feasts in Greece, snatching candy from a baby, battling with the Romans, entering another dimension, falling from the ground, reigning like a Pharoah, playing magic tricks with Merlin, getting caught making a peace sign up Marilyn Monroe's skirt, lunging from tree to tree, swinging with my lollipop, eating antelope with the lions, scratcing my balls with the bamboos, jumping on the clouds, running up the side of large buildings, changing diapers and getting peed on, stealing from the rich to feed myself, wrestling with Heracles and Little John and beating them, arm wrestling Gandhi and losing to him, saying "Sorry Bitch" in the game of Sorry, giving your obnoxious child a wedgie, hearing the waves crash on the shore, playing Super Mario Bros., taking shots of King Cobra with the homeless guy, slowly running my fingers through my wife's hair but then getting them stuck, dumping a bottle of alcohol on an open wound, making fart noises with little kids, telling Darth Vader I am his Daddy!, playing in the snow on a hot summer day, sneezing on the elderly and weak, helping an old lady cross the road, riding my tricycle til the wheels fall off, mooning your grandmother, giving CPR to a corpse, walking on water, spinning kids on the merry-go-round til they puke, avoiding an erection while a hot nurse is giving me a physical, playing peek-a-boo with my child, kissing my wife on the forehead, making a pact with the Martians, sprinting to the Moon and back, counting all the stars in the sky, tickling an asleep homeless guy with a french fry, searching for the girl to love emotionally, and if you read this FAR you're very much interested in me!! And you're the President of the United States if you believe this stuff....well most of it hahaha....To sum it all up----- WEIRD and COMPLICATED!! =D I hope you understand me haha..............................Well I'm a very easy person to get along with and to talk to. I was born in Hollywood (just recently found out, all this time I thought is was L.A.), lived in Highland Park, and then moved to the middle of nowhere in Fake L.A. (Lake L.A.), Lancaster, CA, there's no lake here so don't bother coming here to go swimming. I go to Cal State Fullerton and lived there for some months and liked it only because in Orange County is where girlz wear skirts every day of the year (Oh...my...goodness!!). Now I kinda despise it....I'm majoring in _____ and someday I'll be one of the greatest like Marlon Brando, Daniel Day-Lewis, Denzel Washington, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Steve McQueen all mixed lol...N-e ways, during school days I'm studying and working. When I'm on vacation, I like spend most of my time with my family, I use to party but now not as much. I love the BEACH, Forests (Santa Cruz, Sequoia, Yosemite), my Desert Home,and my Imagination b/c it has more interesting places!! I like to hang out with my friends (from AV and O.C.) when I go clubbin', partyin' or just to chill. People say that I have a good sense of humor and personality and tell me to never change. Sometimes I'm quiet (not shy, they are both different), but once you get to know me, I'm a totally different person. You'd be surprised!! Like "WOWZERS" surprise haha. I like all kinds of sports except golf (BORING), but my favorite sport is futbol (soccer). I've been playing it ever since I wuz 4 or 5 and I'm very good at it too. Well that's enough 4 me and if u ever wanna talk to me jus' hit me up any way u can. And don't be shy. =) AIM ME @ KOOLOUIE3000..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Luie Bleu Cerule
Birthday: Dec. 11, 1985
Birthplace: Hollywoooood, CA (new to me too)
Current Location: Somewhere in California
Eye Color: brown, not all of it, just the outside middle b/c it's black in the middle duh
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6 and stuck
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: MexiDorean and 12% Spaniard
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't own shoes, I do it old school Native American style....barefoot
Your Weakness: Don't got one cuz I'm invincible!! Ok ok, its cute, attractive ladies
Your Fears: drowning and sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni & jalapenos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn French (from my Aunt in Swiss) German (from my cousins who lived there) Portuguese & Italian
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't really use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whoa Toto, where am I?? North Pole? Cambodia? Kansas? Oh...in your pile of what?! Oh shit.
Your Best Physical Feature: My belly button and my right toe
Your Bedtime: there's a bedtime???
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid, my old friends, climbing trees, playing futbol til you couldn't see the ball and it'd hit you in the peanuts
Pepsi or Coke: neither, Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: I stick to ghetto Mexican/Salvadorean places or homemade food mmmm
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea Rasberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: What do you really mean? ;D
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: No never
Do you Swear: Fuck no!! I don't do that shit b/c I'll get in trouble!!
Do you Sing: Mmmaybe
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, who doesn't, Yo' momma?!?!
Have you Been in Love: Fuck love j/k...Yes, everytime a fine young lady passes by, Cupid Valentino shoots me in the tooshie....Fucker has no aim!! lol
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college, Dummy!
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but I'm too picky on finding "Mrs. Right"....high standards that's why, plus my career might affect my marriage so, single forever :(
Do you belive in yourself: Yah! Vut kindav question iz that mon
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I spin me-self many many many times
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't know what I think actually.
Are you a Health Freak: kinda maybe sorta...yes
Do you get along with your Parents: All the time, even when their not around
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I don't get struck by lightning, bring it on!
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup my friends got me started again lol
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope nevah!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, just multi-vitamins, mate
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yesiree
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No and wouldn't like to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: I will in April '08
In the past month have you been Dumped: Psh not a chance in hell...only the trash
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Interesting, its on my to-do list
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Aladdin is my hero
Ever been Drunk: Twice, but I got better the same night after pukin' my guts out
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, jus' a flirt, and a man whore by girls :D
Ever been Beaten up: No never
Ever Shoplifted: Ok ya' caught with my pants down, Once
How do you want to Die: Shot in the back of the head w/ brains spilling out j/k. Who says I'm gonna die?! I'm gonna live For-Eh-Ver...For-Eh-Ver...Forever...Ver...Ver (The Sandlot)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: YO' DADDY BITCH!! j/k I wanna be a Toys R' Us Kid!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: España
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Hazel, Brown...but they better not be cock-eyed lol
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette, Black, Blonde or Red...as long as it isn't Gray, I'm ok
Short or Long Hair: Long duh, I don't like bald girlz
Height: 5'0-5'7
Weight: not anorexic and not obese, juuuuuuuuuust right
Best Clothing Style: Anything NO punkish, but NOTHING would be nice j/k
Number of Drugs I have taken: None suckas!! Cuz liquor don't count, does it?? Show of hands...
Number of CDs I own: 2 Many
Number of Piercings: None don't like'em on me
Number of Tattoos: None but I'd like one on my shoulder if its by force..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not being tall, sucks bein' chort, but it wasn't my choice. God put a restraint on me
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