Chris Cole! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Let's see. Where do I start? I was born on October 3, 1983 at Arcadia Methodist Hospital. After that everything gets a little fuzzy. This one time Ronald McDonald came to my birthday party. He made me cry. This other time, I was running a away from a bear and I fell down a hill. It really hurt and I cried. Later on in life i convinced everyone around me that the the Pope was dead. He really wasn't, I just wanted to get out of Spanish class. Then I had lunch, or dinner, I don't remember which one but I'm pretty sure a meal was involved. I have some bamboo in my room. It is home to a evil spirt. I give him gifts so he won't destroy my rock memorabilia. I like candles.

My Interests

Dancing to sweet 80's music, making movies, working at the blind children's center of Los Angeles, humping the American Dream, building kingdoms in my mind, shaking it on the daily

I'd like to meet:

1) my inner child 2) a spirt talker that can get the evil spirit away from my bamboo 3) the official spokesperson from the McDonald's corporation so I can get an appology for my second birthday being ruined 4) martin van burren 5) andy rooney

Music:

The Heroin Sheiks, Challah, The Tony Jaguar Good Times Group, Air, Zero 7, H.B.M.S., Del, Scissor Sisters, Bowie, Mr. Sandwiches, Coldplay, Phoenix, Pete Yorn, the one and only Lou Reed

Movies:

Television:

yes

Books:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Crying of Lot 49, Either/Or, Breakfast of Champions, City of Quartz, The Land That Never Was

Heroes:

Lawrence Taylor, Charlie Tuna,