THE MASKED AVENGER is ...ACE!!!!

About Me

This isn't about me as much as it is a list of things that i believe to be the truth's of the universe, so before each thing just insert the phrase I (JR .. Not you yourself) believe...... That diet coke tastes better then regular coke... that oneday i will make an orange chicken pizza and it will be FAN-tastic... That a well placed compliment can make anybody's day... that looking like Jesus dosn't give you his powers but that it dosn't hurt to tell people that you have them anyways... That bathroom attendents are perverts with well picked jobs... that ALLL women are beautiful... That a sunrise is just a sunset in reverse... that if I had a loyal army of janitors I could take over the world... that keyboards make me smile because they infact look like smiles... that Travis and skot are two of the best song writters ever... That Koalas are by FARRR the worlds deadliest animal.. That the following people deserve to have statues built to their BAD-ASSness, Johnny Cash, Billy Holiday, Jim Morrison, Matt Skiba & dan, Geoff, Daryl & Vinny, and Jesus (the guy who sells oranges by the freeway not the son of God (he has enough already)... That Pepto Bismol will cure anything if applied correctly... That JR warren is retarded... That dancing should always be done as if no one can see you... that a penguin is in fact the best pet for a child to have... that if people tasted better we would ALL be cannibals... that cartoons make life better... in long well placed kisses that last seconds put feel like an eternity in heaven... in love at first sight, also smell , hear , laugh... IN YOU!!... that hugs are under-rated... that a pirates life is indeed for ME... That if not for people named Titone, Lopez, Mclaughlin,Seto, R-dog, Borowoski, Kusch, Fawcett, Olivos, and PeTer that I would not here so thank you all!! I love you more then words could say . . . that if you took all the porn off the internet there would only be one sight left and it would be called "BRINGBACKTHEPORN.COM". . . that all you need is love (and sometimes peanut butter)... that Carne asada is proof that God not only exists but loves us... That when Jesus comes back he's really not going to want to see a crucifix ever again... in slow dancing... in questions (5 at a time)... that NOOOO Matter what a day at the beach will make it better... that if you read all of this then you love me and i love you tooo!!

My Interests

Nutrition from Amir on Vimeo .

I'd like to meet:

1. Bill Clinton- the man has style (and a huge head) how can you not like that 2. Bill cosby- to ask him where he keeps getting those wonderful sweaters. 3. Will Farrel- if you don't understand this then i don't like you. 4. Bill Murray- because he is Steve Zissou and that makes him my hero. 5. John cusack- His body of work can make the masked avenger laugh, cry, think and want to be a hit man with a boom box all at the same time. 6. Ben nichols- i want to but this man a beer or 47 7. Matt skiba- Noo wait i did already 8. YOU- I'm sure you have something to say that is intresting .... i mean i guess

Music:

if i listed it all it would take days so let me just say MIlli Vanilli, Ace of base, cher, Bon jovi and kelly clarkson (sersiously on those last two)

Movies:

Jaws, Jaws II, Jaws 3-D, Jaws the revenge

Television:

No thank you I've had enough already

Books:

the thief of always, Heartbreaking work of staggering genius, 100 years of solitude, choke, unbearable lightness of being, hop on pop, guess how much i love you, and Cannery row (read this one or die)

Heroes:

All people who get statues or saved my life named in "about me" section