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Elijah

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The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you.

by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy
Mr. Crom may explode without warning
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Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European?Take the quiz:
What Family Guy character are you?? !!Pictures!!

Stewie.. Hellbent on world domination
You are a tyrant at 1. There is no doubt that you will take over the world and kill everyone who gets in your way. But just to take you down a notch... you still shit in your pants... HA!

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Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 100% Superman 80% Spider-Man 80% Robin 80% Catwoman 70% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 60% Iron Man 60% Hulk 50% Wonder Woman 35% Batman 25% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Movies:

Sometimes when I reflect back on all
the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself,
It is better that I drink this beer
and let their dreams come true
than be selfish and worry about my liver
~Jack Handy
We don't play drinking games because we're more serious about drinking than that!
~Mark Miles
I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day
- Frank Sinatra
Your Power Color Is Lime Green
At Your Highest:
You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.
At Your Lowest:
You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.
In Love:
You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.
How You're Attractive:
Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.
Your Eternal Question:
"What else do I need in my life?"

Television:

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Which of the Star wars cast are you?
Yoda
Standing merely 66 cm tall, Yoda is one of the members of the Jedi Council and arguably the wisest and most powerful Jedi of his time, even toward his demise, though the toll of his great age is noticeable (896 BBY [1] –4 ABY). Over his lifetime, Yoda trains several notable Jedi, including Count Dooku, Mace Windu, Obi-Wan Kenobi (partially, before Qui-Gon Jinn took over with Obi-Wan's training), Ki-Adi-Mundi and eventually Luke Skywalker. Before the Great Jedi Purge, he had trained almost every Jedi in the Galaxy since he instructed all younglings in the Jedi Temple before they were assigned to a master (c. 800 BBY to 19 BBY).

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Heroes:

The Tick!, Ronald Mcdonald, and WTF-Man

My Blog

Baby Time!

Well everyone, I have recently had the honor of being able to declare myself a proud father! All thanks to Hannah and her hard work we had little baby Nathaniel Warren Crom at 2:56 in the morning on F...
Posted by Elijah on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:22:00 PST

Chillin at dannys

did a little hiking today with Danny and olly, got some cool pictures of us hangin out at the waterfall but it looks like i might be here for the night so i wont be able to post any pictures until i g...
Posted by Elijah on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

second day (morning) in paradise

well it's around 10 am and im already spent, got up at 6, grabbed some breakfast and hit the beach surfin! there was only about 3 other people out that early, some nice older local surfers who ga...
Posted by Elijah on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

Aloha from the other side!

Hey everybody, made it to the other side of the world in one piece.... chillin out overlookin kalipaki bay! well its 6 am and the surfs good, ALOHA!
Posted by Elijah on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

oFF!

well.. into my appartment i've gone....what am i gonna do without my mom to brush my hair in the morning?
Posted by Elijah on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 05:00:00 PST

TO PENNSYLVANIA!

Leavin tonight for PA! yup... gona be back like.. monday of next week. then shall proceed right to moving some belongings into my newest room!  where I shall be sharing an appartme...
Posted by Elijah on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST

Hmm

packing bags.. going to florida, be back next week.... the show is shaky now, Planet rock wanted to move it to friday, but Matt will be outa town till saturday.. so it may have to wait for a later wee...
Posted by Elijah on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

Duchess of the proverbial mindspread

Its 4:30 a.m. on a tuesdayIt doesnt get much worse than thisIn beds in little rooms in buildings in the middle of these lives which are completely meaningless.......
Posted by Elijah on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST

Next show,

Hey, next show, (I'm aware of) is Saturday July 8,.. NOT this friday. So... save up 10 bucks and some money for drinks..(if your 21 or have an ID that says so) and come out and listen to The...
Posted by Elijah on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST

Pretty much my life story....(ill be very impressed if you actually read all this)

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop......You know the placewell ...
Posted by Elijah on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:18:00 PST