Ten Top Trivia Tips about Elijah!
- The air around Elijah is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.The most dangerous form of Elijah is the bicycle.About 100 people choke to death on Elijah each year.Elijah is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Elijah!Elijah has three eyelids.If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Elijah.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Elijah'.Apples are covered with a thin layer of Elijah.If you chew gum while peeling Elijah then it will stop you from crying.
The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you.
by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy
Mr. Crom may explode without warning
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