Invictus omerta profile picture

Invictus omerta

what was i thinking when i shut my mouth? open it wide, let the shit come out!!

About Me

hi im Zach ( aka the rapist, the drunkernaught, sir, Mr.Keim, Z.K., Zachary "butt fucking" Keim, Cloud, Toto, hey you, the white knight, that crazy goth kid over their, that guy who chokes people out at parties, ect). If theirs one thing i can promise you its that youll never meet another person out their like me ( not to sound conceded but really who else do you know that has slapped their own mother with a dildo cuz they thought it was funny?). my humor is very tung-in-cheek so if you actually talk to me and catch me in a playful mood take no offense to what i say. umm lets see well as of late since i now don't have a car ( the brakes fell off of my last one on the highway oooppps!)at the moment i go to the gym way way too much (4/5 days a week , about 2 /12 to 3 hours at a clip :P) but at least ill look good for the summer lol. umm...what else o i love martial arts ( currently im really into jiu jitsu), i also love music, meat and more meat , i love bloody red artery clogging meat! but what i love most is making an awkward moment! umm... casual sex is always good, really kinky casual sex is always better. if you haven't realized it yet im a a spaz soo umm i guess thats it for right now im sure that i could go on about myself indefinitely (cuz i love attention) but im gonna stop her.o and if you care at all my aim = [email protected] dont be scared to hit me up and talk to me im a very social and talkative person

My Interests

tattoos (im up to 9 now and im getting more), jiu jitsu, being a dork, weird art( mark ryden, trevor brown, sas christian, ect), swords (see big dork),DRINKING (yay booze!), being rediculous, annoying my co workers, kinky sex...i mean what?, music, lots of music!, bizzare magazine, pot ( i aint talkin about gardening)and the once in a while other recreational iteams,

I'd like to meet:

your mom, ghundi (2 seconds after he was set on fire), anyone intresting that can hold my attention despite the ADHD.

Music:

KMFDM!!!, dresden dolls, slipknot, lamb of god, bjork, NIN, GENITOURTURERS!!!, dir en grey, rasputina, jonny cash, operation ivy , jack off jill, white zombie otep, murder dolls, canibal corpse, flogging molly, helmet, badluck 13, danzig, kittie, fear factory, bleeding through, the cure, vampire mooose, cradle of filth, apex twin, wu tang clan (aint nothing to fuck with),bauhaus, nick cave and the bad seeds, ministrey, nitz ebb, souxie and the banshees,those poor bastards, and many more (im too lazy to think of right now).

Movies:

300!!! a clockwork orange (the greatest movie ever!!), gummo, beserk, slaughtered vomit dolls,cat soup, donnie darko, the warriors, the hills have eyes,any really rediculous martial arts movie. almost any movie with ZOMBIES in them (its a scientific fact that its almost impossible to screw up a zombie movie still few manage to do it).

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, wonder showzen,x play, pretty much all of adult swim, daily show/ colber report, wonder showzen, METALOCOLIPSE!!!

Books:

sex, blood,and rock and roll (finished in 3 days), deranged, anything by brett easton ellis(namley american phsyco),go ask alice, you are worthless (yay! a book that makes you wanna kill yourself sign me up!),the zombie survival guide, anything on serial killers (mainly lesser known serial killers , and of course my favorite manga berserk!

Heroes:

Leeroy epperson 3, your mom, christian bail, did i mention MASTER LEEROY "destroyer of Chuck Norris" EPPERSON THE THIRD???