I'me the kind of person who doesn't give a fuck to the most extreme degree. I would be a guy on the couch, but alas, there is no couch. Just like there is no spoon....I PLAY MUSIC. By this I mean, I put together chord progressions, I work with intervals, I use substitutions, I try to use a variety of chord qualities and interesting intervallic resolutions as well as tensions. I deviate from the 5-1 progression, and if you play 1-4-5 all the god damn time, I will GUN YOU THE FUCK DOWN WHERE YOU STAND. Hearing the most common musical phrase known to man is like nails on a chalkboard, DONT FUCKING DO IT.
I took this quiz at eSPIN:
How Will You Die?
and here's what I got:
Lying In A Pool Of Vomit
Take this quiz yourself.
I'd like to meet:
dont delude yourself with the world as it is. nearly everything you do is a reaction to an event caused by someone else. there is no true path, no holy righteousness, we are all pawns falling through a vortex of social degeneratism, and nothing more. the only truth in the bleak darkness of this insanity is free will and your ability to express it and yourself. only fools believe otherwise
You scored as
atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.
atheism
92%
Satanism
92%
Buddhism
79%
Islam
79%
agnosticism
75%
Paganism
71%
Hinduism
54%
Judaism
38%
Christianity
25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.comHEY CHECK IT OUT!!! I GOT THE SAME SCORE FOR SATANISM AS I DID FOR ATHEISM!! ISN'T IT KIND OF A CONTRADICTION? AT LEAST GIVEN THE DESCRIPTION OF ATHEISM THEY GAVE ME...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Josh "squirt/puke" Kroslowitz
Birthday:
1/17/86
Birthplace:
Cybertron
Current Location:
somewhere between enlightenment and apathy
Eye Color:
stone blue
Hair Color:
brown
Height:
5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
right, but they're both magic...
Your Heritage:
65% German, everything else is too petty to mention
The Shoes You Wore Today:
POS Vans from 5 years ago
Your Weakness:
Capuccino Fudge Blitz, it has fuckin brownies...
Your Fears:
That L. Ron Hubbard is right
Your Perfect Pizza:
white bread, bacon, lettuce, tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
MOVE THE FUCK OUT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
fucktard
Thoughts First Waking Up:
DAMNIT, I woke up AGAIN
Your Best Physical Feature:
dunno, women like my hair/eyes, but I guess I got a fem thing goin on...
Your Bedtime:
whenever the tequila runs out
Your Most Missed Memory:
it never existed, I was lied to... but it's still fond (love)
Pepsi or Coke:
weed
MacDonalds or Burger King:
guitar hero
Single or Group Dates:
sex in the backseat of a car (or front if you're driving)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Publix SWEET TEA HO!
Chocolate or Vanilla:
choc
Cappuccino or Coffee:
both!
Do you Smoke:
fuck yah!
Do you Swear:
I just did cunt...
Do you Sing:
I try, but I don't do it enough to be good, but I could be
Do you Shower Daily:
hahahaha
Have you Been in Love:
like I said, I was lied to... bad topic
Do you want to go to College:
I did already
Do you want to get Married:
um, ask me again in 10 yrs
Do you belive in yourself:
if I didn't, I'd probably be homeless early, but I'll be a bum eventually I'm sure
Do you get Motion Sickness:
in Zach's van, yes
Do you think you are Attractive:
apparently I'm not that bad, scrawny works sometimes?
Are you a Health Freak:
hahaha, ask the 8 year old glass of mold/filth/decay sitting in my room
Do you get along with your Parents:
Mom yeah, dad.... eh.....
Do you like Thunderstorms:
when I have shelter
Do you play an Instrument:
yeah about 4 or 5 mostly guitar and piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
to not drink, would betray my character...
In the past month have you Smoked:
does this morning count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
does this morning count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
yeah, the Omen rocked
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
does 20 mins ago count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
what a dumbass question
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
fuck sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage:
sadly no, but I'll be playing in the next month at a club in Daytona
In the past month have you been Dumped:
no one to dump me! kinda glad actually...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
my pale ass is hard for me to witness, I won't harm others with it's sight
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
um, only someone's sense of security haha fucker
Ever been Drunk:
I woke up on an air conditioner once,... so yes.
Ever been called a Tease:
haha yeah, that night turned out pretty good too
Ever been Beaten up:
nope, I have +8 to dodge
Ever Shoplifted:
yeah, was nerve-racking
How do you want to Die:
In a massive eruption, hurling my body pieces onto unsuspecting onlookers
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
what I am, me
What country would you most like to Visit:
Wales (Welsh countryside)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
blue
Favourite Hair Color:
red
Short or Long Hair:
depends on the girl, but usually long
Height:
5'2"
Weight:
dunno, whatever's good, can't be a fatass or Kate Moss
Best Clothing Style:
earth tones
Number of Drugs I have taken:
probably about 6 hard to tell...
Number of CDs I own:
enough to listen to in the car
Number of Piercings:
none at the moment
Number of Tattoos:
about to get one, and it will be badass
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
I don't regret Jennifer, I regret my inability to see her for who she was the whole time
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Boston, Jethro Tull, John Mayall, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Dragonforce, Blind Melon, Matisyahu, Gorillaz, The Roots, Sage Francis, Alice in Chains, Rory Gallagher, Jeff Beck, Foreigner (lol), Jack Johnson, Sublime, Blind Guardian, Rainbow, Queen, THE WATCHMEN, Wolfmother, Tenacious D,TOOL
Movies:
ANALRAMA!!! Asian beaver fever, Phat ass tits, Pulp Fiction, Back to the Future I, II, + III, Pi, Memento, Dogma, and Bongwater.
If you know what this picture is, then you are part of the badass society immeadiately. If you don't, notice that Michael J. Fox is in the center,.... and it's in the movies section... hmm? what movie could this be from?
Books:
Sword of Truth, Dragonlance, and pron
Heroes:
Hunter S. motherfuckin Thompson - a real man.
