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Sherlock

You cant do it. But Jackie Chan can.

About Me

Hello to you, I am Cole Sherlock, known to some as Kung Fu Cole, which abbreviated is KFC. So thats why some people call me The Colonel. Which brings me to to next point. I love everything to do with martial arts! Learning them, watching them, and the movies are orgasmic. I went to St.Patrick's primary school in collyhurst And then Our Lady's High School in Blackley. Im now a student at Loreto college, Im in my second year but still in Lower 6th. Studying Psychology, Sociology and Theology. My friends are excellent, they make college fun! I like playing football, playing snooker with my best mate Tom and just general hanging out with good friends.
If you want to get to know me a little more, add me on msn. [email protected]. ---- Some stuff about me:
My favourite colour is British Racing Green.
I love Jaffa Cakes.
You can never eat too many.
Im a Lover AND a fighter.
Im a forgiving person, but cross my line and you wont get back.
I love nature, outdoorsness, trees and stuff.
I love Animals, all of them.
Even bugs and spiders.
I fear no man.
Im the nicest guy you'll ever meet.
My intentions are usually always for the best.
I love life.
I like swords, and various other weapons. I own quite a few.
Ill always stand up for an innocent person.
If you hurt me, Ill deal with it.
If you hurt the ones I love, Ill hurt you ten times more.
Im the master of sarcasm.
I love hugs.
I like the sky.
I like The A-Team.
I love the rain.
Its like liquid sunshine.
I love Snow.
And I love the sunshine.
I love walking outside in the wilderness, in places where no one else is.
I love Manchester.
I love heaton park.
I love Chinese food.
Dont pretend to be my friend, be or dont be.
I like Beer.
Its the little things that fascinate me.
But the big things amaze me.
I refuse to give up.
People think Im odd because I dont like pizza.
But I like being odd.
I beleive in honour and pride.
My glass is always half full.
"No worries."
If you truly need me Ill be there.
I may not look like much
But you will be suprised by the things I can do.
---- I like working and creating things with Photoshop, sketching and making other artwork which can be seen on my DeviantART account by clicking the DeviantART button below. Please check it out!
This is Steve, my purple monkey. He likes bananas, jaffa cakes and handguns.
adopt your own virtual pet! . . . ----------------------- Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% The Flash 75% Green Lantern 75% Iron Man 70% Robin 60% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Hulk 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Theres a lot of people Id like to meet, firstly comes the masters, my heros of the martial arts world. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fat, Jet Li, and Tony Jaa they are the most famous ones but there are so many more! Sir David Attenborough. I could listen to him talk about animals for months. I wanted to meet Steve Irwin, but sadly that is no longer possible. =( He was and still is one of my biggest heros. Rest in peace croc hunter. What a legend.

One day though, I will visit his Australia Zoo.Then theres Mr.T the most baddass motherfucker in the world, only slightly more badass that Samuel L. Jackson. But only because Mr.T wouldnt let the snakes on the motherfucking plane in the first place.
You know what? I just want to meet a Wookiee.

Music:

Music, I like many bands but to name a few: Oasis, Blur, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Coldplay, The Kooks, Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, Nirvana, motorhead and The Zutons.
This is the greatest and best song in the world....Tribute.
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Movies:

Martial arts movies are are the best, you cant beat them. After those its the comedies, The Sci-Fi (Namely star wars) the action movies, and horror movies.
My current favourite is Jet Li's Fist of Legend. Its a classic "You killed my master!" story.

Snakes on a plane! What a great film this was! When you need to assasinate a man on a plane. To let loose a crate of snakes is clearly the most efficient way. Unless Samuel L Jackson is on the plane. With a broken bottle on a stick. AND NOW IVE GOT IT ON DVD. Thanks Sophie, love you.

Television:


Heres a video of Jordan rolling down his stairs. Good times.
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Books:

You gotta love The Harry Potter. I dont really do much reading for fun.

My Blog

I Know how to stop global warming.

Ive figured it out, I know how to stop global warming. And I have a graph to prove it.This graph proves my theory. It shows a direct relationship between the increase in global temperature and the dec...
Posted by Mr. Sherlock on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST