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Dignified Pauper

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm 22, a graduate of the Ohio State University, and have my Bachelor of Arts in English with a focus on Creative Writing. There's not much more to say, unless you'd like the interesting part of my life, and I'm sorry to say that it would take up too much space. Long story short, I am colorful. Although, I can say now that I am currently living in Dublin. I'm technically an avid video game junkie, and I love to swim, I suppose, but in the winter, when you only have outdoor pools, it sucks. So I'm resigned to being a fatty during the cold months to stay warm.

I was raised by my grandfather on my mother's side, since birth. Greatest person in my life.

Favorite Quote:

The world will let us down many times but it will never run out of coffee.

-Joshua Beckman

I believe in a Brave New World... MySpace

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Individuals who will keep me guessing, make me laugh, and/or who have a passion and drive towards something. Whether it be an art, a career, or just life.

Or...

A short, fat, male order bride for the cheap, low price of 50USD.

My Blog

April 7th, 2006

April 7th, 2006My father wasn't wearing a helmeton his four wheeler, and it flipped.The trees were just budding,life was returning to earth,and Allison's mother just died of cancer.Eliot said April is...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:27:00 GMT

On Jonestown

In the venerable heat of Guyana, Father was standing among the crowd, preaching about the Congressman who had been killed, shot dead along four others, on a runway, or was it something about running a...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:26:00 GMT

You can trust the ground.

I had a dream.  The clouds were red and orange, orange-red and red-orange, and the hue of the sky was a soft pale salted-lime.  Speckles of light were like barnacles between scales of clouds...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:40:00 GMT

Because I Learned Something Recently

Today, I have ate tons of food and I feel great.  In about two to three hours I will be on the road driving back to Wapakoneta to pick up more books from home that I had forgotten about, as well ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:09:00 GMT

Why am I in my own extended network?

Anyway... Just thought I'd share my pondering.To the point.  I have lost my luster in writing blogs, and someday, I will return.  Until then, await my triumphant return. 
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:33:00 GMT

You can’t keep up.

I have posted lots of small blogs lately. I might, someday soon, make a longer blog.  Don't count on it though.  What I will say is this:  Grampa Armstrong knows the score.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:59:00 GMT

On The Ground

It's dirty and full of life, and it knows you are there.  When you step, it springs up in the wake of your aftermath to catch whatever you disturbed.  You are its greatest calamity.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Because You Can’t Appreciate My Genius...

...I won't be saying anything new in this blog.  I won't be reminding you that certain things are silly to care about.  I also won't say that you should put any stock in this blog because it...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:18:00 GMT

The Perfect Cake

This is the recipe for the perfect cake.  For those of you who know the reference, laugh.  For those who don't, be confused.One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.One can prepared coconu...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:53:00 GMT

I am.

It's true.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:32:00 GMT