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Ann-dizzle

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About Me

I am Fannie Panties. All that I have is twenty-six dollars and the keys to a cadillac. I am one of the craziest and funniest chicks around. I love to get insane gifts for my friends for holidays. I'm talking Harry Potter paraphernalia, applications to join the NAACP, canes, crazy Claire's merchandise, etc. My taste in stand up comedy is impeccable, but I don't know when to stop playing the "excuse me sir" game when it's 5am in the middle of NYC and I see a homeless man. ;) I also knows how to piss off celebrities, specifically Dane Cook and Dat Phan, enough so that they banned me from their message boards 4 LYFE! I has friends in every corner of this country who love me to death and miss me terribly when I'm not around. I AM great friend, even though my advice usually consists of "Fuck work, dude!" hahaha.
Oh, and I don't believe in global warming.
I like cheese. And 311. And crocheting. And that James guy. I'm exteremly nice! Anytime I hear "Hey Annie" in Annie voice, I'm strangely compelled to answer...in Annie voice. I enjoy crazy kids from a nice 5 hour distance. Not much of a drinker, but fun to have around if you're drinking. I'm always down for hanging out and just having good times!
I like Star Trek. Oh yes. Spock, Data, the whole 9 yards. I rock and am always there when you need a shoulder. I make Caitlin laugh and we can jig out together. Word.
Enjoy Annie *IAV*

My Interests

Awful and disturbing jokes, my wonderful friends, playing "Excuse Me Sir?", being a post whore, watching all kinds of shows on prisons and crime, crocheting wicked cool blankets, argyle anything, ghosts and spooky shit, bashing Dat Phan and winning, bashing Dane Cook and winning, bashing Jay Mohr and winning, bashing Todd "T-Rex arm" Lynn, having him apoligize for being crippled, and WINNING, playing with my awesome cocker spaniel Buster, broom hockey, punch buggy, being lazy, Ron and Fez, keepin Krycek in check, music, good movies, and the color pink.

I'd like to meet:

Jay Mohr and Dane Cook. How funny would it be to get a photo with them?
Seriously...
The other 4 members of 311. I got to meet Nick Hexum at a concert in Spokane. I TOUCHED JESUS. Kevin Smith and Jason Lee because I enjoy their work......oh and Comedy God George Carlin. Plus I still have a bunch of comedians I haven't met, the great Ben Bailey being numba 1. And the pope. I want to see his pope hat upclose.
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Music:

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Get your own playlist at snapdrive.net! 311, Weird Al, Fall Out Boy, New Found Glory, The Starting Line, Fenix TX, Finch, Senses Fail, Allister, Alien Ant Farm, The Beastie Boys, The Barenaked Ladies, Blink 182, Hagfish, The Movie Life, Good Charlotte, Offspring, Green Day, All American Rejects, The Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al, Lemon Demon, Bowling For Soup, Brand New, Cold, Disturbed, Everclear, Weezer, Home Grown, The Killers, Reliant K, Midtown, Linkin Park, MxPx, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Powerman 5000, Trapt, Taproot, Zack Hexum, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Simple Plan, System of a Down, Something Corporate, Static-X, Sugar Ray, Sublime, Sum 41, Three Days Grace, Yellowcard, Thin Lizzy, The White Stripes, Queens Of The Stoneage, The City Drive oh and William Shatner AKA THE SHATNER.

Movies:

I've got so many movies, it is sick and out of control.
Few favorites include: Jaws, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, The Harry Potter movies, Comedian, and mostly any Jason Lee movie I own. He is great. My DVDz

Television:

On air:
House MD, Law and Order SVU, South Park, Rescue Me, The Dead Zone, DEXTER, My Name Is Earl, Eureka, Dirt, and awful reality tv (aka THE REAL WORLD *gag*)
Off air:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Red Dwarf, Seinfeld, Friends, Unsolved Mysteries, The X Files, The Lone Gunman, The Job, and Sex and the City.

Books:

The Harry Potter Series, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations by Al Franken, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken, The Truth (with jokes) by Al Franken, Why Not Me? The Inside Story of the Making and Unmaking of the Franken Presidency by Al Franken, Oh, the Things I Know!: A Guide to Success, Or, Failing That, Happiness by Al Franken, most every Stephen King book I've ever read, and a few Jon Stewart books as well. I read it if it seems interesting.

Heroes:

Ron Bennington. He is a TRUE Hero. The people at PervertedJustice.com. Instructor Perkins and his lifesaving wisdom. Coxen for his MAD car jumping skills.Paul: 19. What is your favorite Dane Cook quote? its so hard to tell because he says the same joke over and over, almost like Dat Phan's gay asian ass.

My Blog

Casa Del Wombat

Katie....if you are out there some where, I'd just like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I miss ya lots, and I know a lot of other people do too.I hope that you are happy and at peace.And I hope you are still...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

I believe in a thing called....

Neil.I don't know why, but Potter Puppet Pals is the greatest thing known to man. Wizard Angst: Mysterious Ticking Noise: Potions Class: Bothering Snape: Trouble A...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:47:00 PST

Tag team back again...

Old video from almost 4 years ago.I know, my brother is gehy.Really, this is all up here for him since he was crying about it....
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST

Write my about me

Jay did it.Kelly did it.I am willing to change it for a little while. Plus, I know you people will really really make me giggle.
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:20:00 PST

Robert Kelly is the greatest comedian alive

I am such an uber nerd and I It is really long because I'm showing every single thing, but I have to.Mass thanks to Kristen for lots of candid RK shots, Patrick at CH for all his show shots, and all m...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

If U C...

I love it when you've listened to a song forever, then one day it just CLICKS in your brain as being true. So, here it is. If U C Jordan by Something CorporateI have a story, a bitter anthem for every...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST

Wombats, Funnoodles, and The Darkness

Those are the things that remind me of you Katie.I haven't stopped thinking about you since you died, and especially since Kerry called me last night to tell me that they caught the no good piece of g...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

Autobiography

Your Autobiography Part 1: The Birth of You Were you a planned baby?:I know that I wasn't. Infact, I changed the course of history and helped make my brother possible by filling my dad with guilt on...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:09:00 PST

TAGG

Myspace Tag: RULESOnce you are tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird thing/habits you have. Then write the names of the 6 people you are going too tag. Don't forget to write them a comment sayi...
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST

It reminds me...

I put this song on my myspace because it's called Katie W. and it reminds me of Katie. :```(
Posted by Ann-dizzle on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST