In the town where I was born there was a man... |
Right. Here I am, months in to my new life and I discover the idiot box. I come across this guy called Richard Madeley... I've decided that being human must be a terribly painful experience and am not...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:53:00 GMT |
Do you realise that you have the most beautiful face? |
So finally I make it to some kind of true existence, find a side-kick, start battling the forces of evil and what happens? Someone leaves the cap off the toothpaste and it goes all hard and how the fu...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:57:00 GMT |
Each morning I wake up, before I put on my make up... |
I don't Adam and Steve it! There I was, hunting spear in one hand, secret map in the other, all ready to find the lost, (and possibly mythical,) pun of Count Baru, the greatest linguist in the known g...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 14:58:00 GMT |
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft... |
I've done it! I've finally realised where I've been going wrong... it came to me like a bolt of lightning; it was a dark night, and there were toes afoot, (sorry,) and I had decided that this would be...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:27:00 GMT |
Baby can I hold you tonight...? |
The last time I came on here to tell a story, I was under the influence of a very lovely character from another animator and after reading my pleas, my creator took the time to talk out the situation ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:33:00 GMT |
I don't wa-nna dance, dance with ma ba-by no more. (now with added syntax to ease the consumer) |
Now I've never found myself in this situation before... There's this cartoon I really fancy and have been seeing it on the QT as it's quite well known and popular. Basically, I don't know how to proce...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:40:00 GMT |
Bhudda, Rhubarb, Butter... |
I've recently had a revelation. My pursuit for the ultimate goal of true existence is being usurped by my very own creator. He's spending all his time fucking about when really he should be conce...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:34:00 GMT |
When I find myself in times of trouble... |
after witnessing the death of my dear friends the legendary torsotites, ( a pair of roughneck aliens with eloquent tongues,) in a freak anti aircraft barrage, I've decided the life of a man as two dim...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:26:00 GMT |
Day after day, alone on a hill... |
This bloody planet....! Not a day goes by when I don't have either a pram knock chunks out of my shin or a whitevan man trying to pick me up. I was in a greasy spoon the other day with another Dave, (...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:20:00 GMT |
