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Tristan Graves

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About Me

Bass Player for Filthy Rebels

My Interests

Gibson Bass Guitars, Boobies, Jack Daniels (R.I.P.), Chicago Pride, Cougars, Knucklehead Strings, Petting Zoos, Primordial Snuff Porn, Vegas, Club O, Camel Turkish Silvers (R.I.P.), Camel Toes, The Chicago Cubs, Neverending Tattoos, Riding Zebras, The Horseshoe, 80's Metal, Lagavulin, No Shame Wednesdays, Celebrity Home Videos, blah blah blah....

I'd like to meet:

Nikki Sixx circa 1987. And others who struggle against the ever impending feminization of the male race and the prostitution of rock n' roll brought on by those otherwise known as 'Emo'...and House of Pain.

Music:

Motley Fucking Crue, Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin, Avenged Sevenfold, Social Distortion, Brides of Destruction (R.I.P.), Backyard Babies, KISS, Beautiful Creatures, Velvet Revolver, Ozzy/Sabbath, Pantera, Buckcherry pre-sober Josh Todd, Diamond Dave w/ or w/out VH, Hanoi Rocks, House of Pain, Turbonegro, Dethklok, The Chelsea Smiles, NIN, Sweet, Johnny Cash, Metalocalypse, Nashville Pussy, L.A. Guns, The Stones, Bowie, Van Halen (not to be confused with Van Hagar or that guy from Extreme), Pink Floyd, Skid Row, Judas Priest, Wednesday 13, Sublime, T Rex, The Cult, The Darkness, Metallica (pre-suing fans era), The Exies, STP...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Snatch, Casino, Donnie Darko, Walk The Line, No Country for Old Men, The Matador, Sin City, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of War, Goodfellas, Devil's Advocate, Rounders, Gladiator, Royal Tenenbaums, Spinal Tap, The Song Remains the Same, Private Parts, Scarface, Popeye, Super Troopers, Point Break (yeah, well fuck you), Boondock Saints, A Time to Kill, Anchorman, Reservoir Dogs, The Decline of Western Civilization

Television:

The Sopranos (R.I.P.), VH1 Classics; Metal Mania, Metalocalypse, Behind the Music, Dirty Jobs, Robot Chicken, Heavy: The History of Metal...

Books:

The Dirt, Cash by Johnny Cash, Killing Pablo, Straight Whiskey, Holy Blood Holy Grail, The Heroin Diaries, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Messianic Legacy, Guns Germs and Steel, The Lexus and the Olive Tree, and anything by Chuck Klosterman

Heroes:

Boneless Buffalo Wings...and the collective members of House of Pain and Dethklok

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