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Dollface killah

About Me

i will smite my enemies. i will strike you with wasting disease, with fever and inflamation, with scorching heat and drought, with blight and mildew, which will plague you until you perish.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

president frankenstein

My Blog

location of the soul

many theologians and philosophers have been debating the location of the soul for millenias. Descartes thought it was located in the pineal gland. the egyptians thought is was somewhere else. some whi...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:50:00 GMT

a neat party trick

here's a cool way for you to impress your friends, get girls and be an overall badass. it's called the "hokutoshinken exploding head technique". its based on an ancient chinese martial art which utili...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:21:00 GMT

last night's party

i show up at T-64's (everyone's favorite cyborg pal) place on Batman island a little early to help set up fo the party. he's got porn all over the place. Robo buns 6, busty 'borgs 3, slutatr...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:47:00 GMT

today's journal

i awake with a dull headache after a long long night of killing zombies. i put on some AC/DC and slam some nuke. i look in the mirror and i immediately reminded that i cut my hair. its nice and short...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:23:00 GMT

my recent conversion

i recently converted to the Ozark church of pentecostal snake handlers. During our worhship of Jesus Christ, we (me and other hip sexy rednecks) handle deadly venomous snakes. it so much fun and...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:00:00 GMT

warm fuzzy feelings

everyone knows warm fuzzy feelings come from ingestion of copious amounts of dangerously mind altering chemical compounds. OR is it spongebob squarepants? you be the judge
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:40:00 GMT

nate's funky funky rhymes

like lee is how i stagger serve mo' tea than the hatter, mad... my beats are fatter, mc's can't reach me with ladder, i get faded like panties get raided, girl i can't believe we related, our baby gon...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:34:00 GMT

fish tacos

last time i was in LA, Taylor and I split a bottle of gin before going to the bar, when we awoke the following morning we found evidence of fish tacos.  how sad it is to know that i had delicious...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 15:47:00 GMT