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Dick Jiggler

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About Me

Most importantly i am continuing my search for self-actualization and selflessness. Obstacles are the key to becoming more than what i am now. And this will be an endless quest, for the world is a vast sea of knowledge waiting to be swam by you. By me. And we will never attain the all-knowing, for this world is developing with us. Creating more questions to be answered. We are entwined in an eternal paradox. The best we can do is make an attempt to gather what knowledge possible. And be humbled by the awareness of inevitable ignorance...That's that for now i guess...Check out this fuckin video...Headlining The Boardwalk in Orangevale..."Eat The Shoe"...ENJOY!. ..

My Interests

Country Club. Death Metal. Guitar. Drums. Singin'. Kick Backs. Women. Cheap Sunglasses. Laughing. Fun. Going To Sleep Late. Waking Up Early. Blood. Picking Scabs(metaphorically and litterally). Carvings In One's Self. Scars. Friends. Family. Bitch Slapping Cows. Piercings. Tattoos(though i have none). Branding Myself With Inverted CROSSES!!!!(happy nigga? lol). Headbutting Things(such as the wall). My CD Collection. My Heritage. My Ingrown Toenail. Burning Things. Sominex. Rockstar. Poetry. Alternative Music From The 90's. Spacing Out. Prostituting(myself i mean). Punching Things. Random Bursts of Violence. Getting Out Of North Highlands. HERO NIGHTS!. moments of peace in times of trouble. My middle finger when i'm drunk. Cigarettes. Masturbation. Hanging out at Carl's Jr. with dumbasses. The old days when me, Birdshit, and Roxanna, and Sheppy, would hang out at KFC. The endless sea of knowledge before everyone of us, called life. String Cheese. Stand up comedy. Boobs. Buttcheeks. Shit Coats. Being An Asshole. Alcohol Abuse. Wasting Time. Deep Thoughts. Meaningfull Conversations...Picking my nose. Flicking boogers at YOU! Farting. Punching Babies. Info-Mercials. Jake The Juice Man's eyebrows. Murderous, Homocidal cuccumbers, Asswater, Beer Farts, Beerfing, Barking, Borfing, Everything Being Pissed On...the list shall continue.

I'd like to meet:

your mom.my ass(so i could kick it).your ass.alien life.interesting people.and, and, and...HER...man i'm in love with her...haha...

Music:

Death Metal, Alternative shit from the 90's, Rock & Roll, Rock, Oldies...whatever sparks an interest.

Movies:

American Me, Blood In Blood Out, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, The Mike Judge Collection, Goodfellas, Half Baked, All the Marx Bros. Movies,American Beauty, V For Vendetta, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, The Butterfly Effect...

Television:

anything that's stand up comedy as long as it's funny; harvey birdman:attourney at law; mxc; the 3 stooges; marx bros...

Books:

Guitar World, Stargirl, uh...i don't read much......This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Heroes:

my sisters and the rest of my family. My Wife. Layne Stailey. Brandon Boyd. Otep Shamaya, Phil Anselmo...saw that on Ricky's profile..thought it was pretty cool and truthfull..hahaha.