what do you call a koala that digs its food up from the ground? A root bear.
What would you call it if it turned into a soda? A coca-koala.
what do you call a hillside after it's been ravaged by a horde of angry grizzlies? Bearren.
How do you stop a polar bear from destroying your kitchen? Stick it to the fridge.
What type of bear is better than the rest? The ubear.
why did the FCC fine the discovery channel out of business? Because they discovered they'd been showing bear asses for years.
why did the CDC petition to disallow grizzly's from endorsing political candidates? Because bearbacking spreads disease.
Why did the gay kodiak grizzly leave her lover and swim the shortest route from alaska to russia? She was bearing straight.
