Man of destiny...

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adopt your own virtual pet! I was born on a boat in the Black sea. My parents were Romianian and smelled of toast and ice tea. The night of my birth a storm sank the boat killing everyone. Everyone that is but me. A Squish (a half fish half squid mutant) came and rescued my half drowned body from the wreckage and carried me with its fenticals (fins/tenticals) to Romania. "Romania" you say "is land locked though." "Locks never stop a a Squish" I answer. Upon our arrival the Squish gave me four things. The ability to walk and talk, a passport, the ability to kill a yak from 400 yards with mind bullets, and the power to smooth talk the ladies. The Squish retreated into the depths, never to be seen again, yet never to be forgotten. I then travled across Romania using my ability to walk. I never lacked food because I always smooth talked pregnant mothers into letting me take their breast milk. I saved a small village from a vicious yak thanks to my mind bullets, and had many other grand adventures upon my journey. When I arrived at the US Embassy I went Matt Damon on them and kicked the crap out of everyone. Using my passport I was able to find passage on a frigate, working as a cook, headed for Denver. "Wait a minute" you say "You can't reach Denver from a frigate, isn't it land locked?" "Lucky for me then" I reply "that I brought a key." Upon reaching Denver I wrote the song Country Roads under the name of John Denver. (As a side note I would like to add that as a baby I matured very quickly, possibly the effects of the extreme situations I found myself in. Upon arriving at Denver I appeared to be a 32 year old male, yet I was really only 4 months old.) From Denver I traveled east working as a traveling sales man selling "Hooked on Phonics" memorabilia. The "Me Survived Hookeded on Phoniex" T-Shirt was a huge hit. 17 years later I made it to New York where I applied to St. Rose College, and I'm a junior there now.
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