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About Me

Instead of writing a big paragraph I guess I could sum it down.
When I cough, I cough out magic dust...In the real world I'm normally nearly completely out of my head to be anything personable. So a good slap in the face will do the trick if you need to ask me a question. It's even better if you write it down and maybe staple it to my shirt. You'll get the answer soon. I play the guitar so well if you hear my psychedelic jam it'll taste like jelly... rainbow jelly. Around 10 at night I'm most awake. My parents are very strict. This makes it difficult for me to anything. Some people say I look kind of mad when I'm "not there" Well I'm not, I'm never mad. So please, approach me, and we'll frolic in the flowers.
But if you really want to know what I'm like, watch this video. The Butthole Surfers are cooler than absolute zero.

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My Blog

look

He didn't like to jostle in the lightFinding it much soother in the nightWith his face as pale as pancakesAnd his posture in rebellion with his heightHe was raised to respect Father he was loving to h...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:48:00 GMT

If I had some Asparagus

Hey, hey, hey, let's waste our day the old fashioned way. How is that anyway?Stop getting offended at nearly everything I sayLet's put an end to censorship.Everybody has a main best friend, who's your...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:07:00 GMT

The Time Captive

I'm from now on Sileman Killjoy to the people I don't know.I'm going to be really social in schooland say my name is Sileman Killjoy.B]Who introduced you to your boyfriend or girlfriend?Mr. Bingles.Wh...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:15:00 GMT

Lets dance like we "got no" legs

So I'm just chillin' right now. Actually, I wouldn't say I'm chillin, I just had an energy drink. My foot is shaking, so I must be awake. I was just told to call my friends friend. And I don't want to...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Isn't that illegal?

Jesus Christ Caitlyn, no, I could date someone 46 right now if I wanted to.>_> Survey time?What was the last thing that made you smile?Me not answering some guy on World of Warcraft.Will your ne...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:22:00 GMT

Omg!

He tells the best storiesjuss listen'he's the coolest person evarrrrrjust listen to himdo itall the way throughi'll love youhe's my clone ..
Posted by on Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:25:00 GMT

Aw Man... thoughts in less than 10 minutes.

I've been wanting to write a blog for some time. But I waste too much time on nothing. So 10 minutes for what ever I can think of.10:41I have a head acheRobert Benfer makes some cool videos, and songs...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:39:00 GMT

Top 8 friends?

Answered without me being serious? Hmm. I'm down. Top eight:State the top eight on your myspace and answer the questions1. Kelliiiiee2. Richarrrrd3. Ashleeeey4. Dannieeel5. BEEAAAUUUUUU6. Keiiiith7. N...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:08:00 GMT

Lame

All of my friends are being taken away by the police or becoming jerksand they're starting to use the word "rude"and more people are being meanand no one really wants to hang out, they just want rides...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:50:00 GMT

You know what?

You know how everyone is freaking out how Michael Jackson has had too much plastic surgery and he looks soooooo different? Well, after thinking about it for a while, he looks fine.Everyone is just com...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:56:00 GMT