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Lord Palmertstaadt

About Me



Ninja Chase With Rollerskates
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/713528/

Watch and try not to die from epic awesomeness.



Skype Laughter Chain
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/781410/

I dare you not to laugh.



What, who is at the center of the earth?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/829519/

This band is rocking too hard.



Classic Olan Mills
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80618548/

Awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Burt Reynolds... Oh wait, I thought that said meat...

My Blog

Lost

Much like the television series of the same name, which on Thursday showed us that everyone who is not the Oceanic 6 chose to fucking stay on the island. They chose to stay. Of course they did, I woul...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Bulbous pancreas syphoning pinhead.

Yo, Gary Sinise.  Yes I am talking to you Gary, and I didn't accidentally mistake you for Ray Freakin Liota you pockmarked Richard Simmons wanna-be.  I was talking to your mom, and she said ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 22:53:00 GMT

Go Punch Kimmy Gibbler in the Ovary

Dobber from Coach.  I saw him under an overpass near I-275 and Bearrs.  He was sooooo tall and soooooo spaceful.  Which is a nice way of saying he was colosally untalented and homeless,...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:34:00 GMT

I would rather fuck a mini-pony

I probably wouldn't mate if I were a panda either.  What fucking losers.  Have some more bamboo shit bears.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 13:53:00 GMT