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* j a d e *

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

my name's jade.. i was born and raised in las vegas. this is not a good thing, all of you natives will agree with me, right?
i'm engaged to jacob, he's the most wonderful thing that's ever happened to me, and we've been through some crazy shit together.

we love to party!! i'm sure you guys know this.. haha

we own a dog named maynard, he's 1 1/2 years old and is the light of our lives. and trust this, he lives better than a lot of people's children.

i love and cherish the friends i have, and they are always welcome over for a game of beer pong.

i attend pima medical institute where i am being educated as a medical assistant. basically, this means that i'm a closet sadist and i enjoy sticking people with needles as a career. seriously.
so hit me up!!


My Interests

everything. anyone up for committing a good felonous crime. collecting pictures of dead things, poking people with needles, sex, bondage, and other lovely things.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who would be down to get buzzed and talk music, religion, sex, and politics.

also....i'm putting up links in this section to promote education about the epidemic of homeless animals. please don't breed or buy! and get your fucking pets spayed and neutered. every animal that you fix is roughly 200 animals lives you've potentially saved. THANK YOU.

Movies:

also i have a wide range of movies that i absolutely love. but i fucking HATE mulholland drive. other than that...memento, the prestige BATMAN...anything by christopher nolan really. and tarantino. and aronofsky. and coppola, both sofia and francis ford (but mostly sofia. sorry, i like the new age shit) of course, kubrick.

Television:

i don't watch a whole lot of tv religiously, except for america's next top model. it's my guilty pleasure. i know it's a horrible show but please, understand that it's an addiction, like crack. hard to kick.
family guy, boondocks, big love, the sopranos, and real time with bill maher are other good ones.

Books:

okay, i'm going to get shit for this but due to school and whatnot, i haven't been doing much recrational reading lately. if anyone has an EXTREMELY strong sugguestion on what i should read, let me know. i started dave eggers' "what is the what" a couple of days ago. AMAZING.

Heroes:

i don't believe in heroes, just inspirational people.
john lennon, bob dylan, bob marley, noam chomsky, johnny cash, marie antoinette, marylin manson, hank williams, woody guthrie, bettie page, and other pioneers of the rebel state of mind.

My Blog

[28.02.08] yeah man!

good shows coming up this year...gogol bordellomy chemical romancepanic at the disco yay!! i'm excited. my niece is so cute...she came up to me today with a picture she drew about protesting animal c...
Posted by * j a d e * on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:50:00 PST

[14.02.08] silly things

it feels so good to stop eating meat. it's only been three days and i've lost like two pounds, which is awesome. and it's been ridiculously easier than i thought it would. thankfully.. now i just need...
Posted by * j a d e * on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

[11.02.08] human after all

woo.. this weekend was fun. we managed to float a keg in about 4 hours. gangster....sam got WAY wasted and i think hee peed himself. when i woke up, he was pantless and curled up next to jake on the b...
Posted by * j a d e * on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:40:00 PST

[24.01.07] general mailaise and bitching

first, i have some kind of really shitty sick thing and i don't know what it is. i just feel like shit, always. second, i really dislike when things get blown out of proportion for no good ...
Posted by * j a d e * on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:56:00 PST

[21.01.08] you’re so naive

-sigh-   i'm playing with a little double-edged sword here.so who do i cut?just keep the peace. fuckit. good karma goes a long way. oh yeah, and people are fucking retarded. on another note. i ha...
Posted by * j a d e * on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST

[15.05.08] jacob

i love this man so much. and this sounds really corny to post on a blog, but i've never felt this way about anyone in my life. he's so supportive of everything i do and we have so much fun together. i...
Posted by * j a d e * on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

[11.01.08] woooh

yeah... things are interesting. i keep on getting weird feelings. it's awesome. sometimes i'd like to be a bird. or a fish... but a cool fish.like a fucking cow fish. howzabout them apples? i just got...
Posted by * j a d e * on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:06:00 PST

[04.01.08] the new shxt

..is off to one hell of a start. thank you to everyone who showed up to our bash. it was a hell of a time and we all had a blast getting drunk with every last one of you. only a couple of you vomited ...
Posted by * j a d e * on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:09:00 PST

[23.10.07] curiosity

killed us allat one point or another.       ...can i get a witness?
Posted by * j a d e * on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

[08.10.07] this is mostly about my dog

i love my dog. he needs a $3000 dollar surgery to keep himself acting like a young puppy because he tore a ligament in his right hind leg. i KNEW this happened before i even went and saw the vet. and ...
Posted by * j a d e * on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:46:00 PST