It ain't gonna lick itself

almost everything and everyone interests me. i dont get bored quickly and im easily amused
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. I hate cheese.
2. I'm a lefty.
3. I'm obsessed with the color green.
4. I masturbate every day.
5. My left eye goes lazy when i'm fucked up.
6. I'm allergic to spermicide.
7. I give a mean tittie twister.
8. I'm in love with falling in love.
9. I sing everyday.
10. I'm excellent at driving a car from the passenger seat.
11. Aliens is my favorite movie of all time.
12. Most of my friends are guys.
13. My tongue is pierced....twice.
14. I'm fluent in sarcasm.
15. Drag queens fascinate me.
16. I hate dark chocolate.
17. I can never find the remote.
18. I kick ass at Mario Party.
19. I hate movie theaters.
20. I've never gotten less than a B in a psych class.
21. I'm terrified of spiders.
22. I speak Ashpañol.
23. I cannot regulate my body temperature.
24. I like to wrap my cat's paws in foil and watch her dance.
25. My dream car is a green vette.
26. I don't like answering to anyone.
27. I ate cat food just to see what it tasted like.
28. I will die on the POR train tracks.
29. I'm really not all that interesting.

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