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evan

I dont mean to toot my own horn but.... beep beep

About Me

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!team america
You scored as Lacrosse. You should play lacrosse- its a popular spring sport that requires a lot of teamwork and athletic ability.

Lacrosse


100%

Tennis


92%

Swimming


75%

Football


67%

Soccer


67%

Volleyball


50%

Basketball


50%

Baseball


33%

Field hockey


33%

Golf


33%

Ice Hockey


17%

Track


8%

Softball


0%
What sport are you meant for??
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My Interests

"drinkin', smokin', and all manners of ill shit."

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can say their abc's backwards in under 10 seconds

Television:

enterouge, curb your enthusiasm, sopranos, simpsons, family guy, lost, i love the 70s 80s and 90s... i cant wait till they make the 00s

Books:

books? i cant read

Heroes:

Five Fingers, my twin brother, tyler durden, calvin and hobbes, garfield, stewie, the number 7 AND ANDREW CHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!