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About Me

You: So where are you from?
Me: Brooklyn.
You: No, I mean where are you from originally?
Me: Brooklyn.
You: No, I mean where were you born?
Me: Brooklyn.
You: Really?
Me: Yes.
You: Neat.
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Guy: Next.
Me: Small black coffee, sweet.
Guy: Black?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: Small?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: With sugar?
Me: Yeah.
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I want to assassinate the Short Story.
FOUR volumes of SHORT STORIES are available by request: absurdities, peculiarities and Monstrosities and Curiosities(brand new, baby)
Please contact thefictionist
through this site for your FREE COPIES and/or questions regarding additional uncomfortable personal information, including police records, Tuesday night binge drinking, minor acts of vandalism, queer blue pants and untamable creative bursts that change the literary world one word at a time.
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HERE IS A SNEAK PEAK OF MY STREET ART INSTALLATIONS, LITERARY GRAFFITI AND VISUAL WORKS::
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My Blog

women on lamp posts

yes it's true.and you can see them at my web site(as a chemical transfer, of course. as graffiti. c'mon kids. you remember. before this whole world wide web shit)check out the "chemical transfer" ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:45:00 GMT

I'd like to know what you think; rock the vote and such

Here's a simple, anonymous way to let little ol' me know which short story collection has your heart.  One, two, perhaps all three or four?  C'mon sweety.  Let me know.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:19:00 GMT

thefictionist at Sugarland February 19th

It's going to be that kind of night where I have no idea what is going to happen.And you're invited.If you have seen it, one of my many high/low/uni brow projects has beeninserting excerpts of my fict...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:41:00 GMT

Curiosities :: the 4th collection of short stories is HERE

It's a year in the making.... after readings and book fairs, graffiti and countless hours of lost sleep....Curiosities is here for your reading pleasure.  Download it, read it on your iPhone or reques...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:35:00 GMT

pig

K. UNDER a September Mediterranean sun a plantation heated to a comfortable degree in Celsius. There was very little wind this morning; the humidity, only a slight nuisance. Within the silence, tan ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:32:00 GMT

thefictionist on the [internet] radio

I hardly rambled...in fact, I actually made sense!http://www.internetvoicesradio.com/Arch-ToniQuest.htmC heck out the January 5th radio show with your favorite dashing fictionist re: Monstrosities, Cur...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:13:00 GMT

Got an iPhone? Or one of them phones with that crazy internet?

Bookmark the following links and you got FREE fiction while out and about. . .  On your phone:http://www.thefictionistonline.com/monstrosities.pdfht tp://www.thefictionistonline.com/peculiarities.pdfht...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:53:00 GMT

A Dissection of The Queen Elizabeth 2 and/or A Flamboyant, Symbolic Representation of Champagne

I. Methuselah (8 Bottles) For her final visit, all of the Engineers and Hands wore purple cotton gloves. The stitching was to act as a barrier separating fingertips from brass door handles, to prevent...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:17:00 GMT

thefictionist is international

I know what keeps you up at night: thoughts of thefictionist and my work.  I know, I know.  Damp your brow.  So for some closure and a speedy update on how things are going so far, her...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:37:00 GMT

thefictionist hits the streets

The written word in the urban world. . . (more at thefictionist flickr set)
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:43:00 GMT