mystical

i like "puppies", but only to read about them to see how sick people really are, sacrificing small animals, because the big ones bite and fight, shoving candy in peoples mouths until they asfixiate, telling little kids santa isn't real, going to shows, dressing in poodle skirts because i brought them back with a vengence, and long walks in the park with my pet poodle, Dunsag (he has a devil look and a double spark, with a large pompador) i hate spelling, prime numbers and babies piss me off.