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J!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Finally updating this thing so let's see..., pretty much a regular dude that likes the usual stuff. Good food, good music, good times, etc... art's cool too. I'm really liking the work I do and should've done this years ago.

OK, so like, I do the bass guitar thing, an occassional painting, totally into the Classics and a wanna-be cosmologist.What else...? ummm, very single, super-wicked sense of humor, detest tail-gating drivers, competitive, and free-thinking. Oh, check this out... when I go see local bands, and if they're super cliche, I'll cheer 'em on to see more posing. And if anybody in Austin knows of a metal/rock band that doesn't suck and needing a bass player, give a brother a heads up.

But the most important thing is that my daughter is the coolest, sweetest girl around and it's totally awesome being her dad.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Messy Stench, the Fook twins & other cool people in the Austin area. Otherwise, liars, losers & lemmings need to just go on their way.

My Blog

Have Bass Guitar, Will Travel

if anyone knows of a rock/metal band in the austin area needing a bass player, lemme know. influences range from old school Rush to Helmet, Monster Magnet, Saliva, Megadeth, old Metallica, Cinderella ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:53:00 GMT

south beach

went to the south beach area today and it's totally off the hook!! too much to list here, but the people were super cool, hot and the lunch joe and i had was over-priced. delicious though. we cru...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:04:00 GMT

lawyers are totally funny!!!!!!!!

ok, fer sure, so like i've been working at a sweet little law firm since last year and i've come across some pretty freakin' good lawyer jokes i'm a-gonna share. if you have some good ones, please fee...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:51:00 GMT

Trophy Case Pictures

as you may, or may not be aware, occasionally, i'll reply to a long winded internet scammer and, using my pseudonym "lique m.e. neutz", play ignorant and "fall" into their trap. see previous postings....
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 20:02:00 GMT

oh no! ive been CURSED!!! what am i to do????

omg, ok? got another scammer hooked and i think i've really pissed him off!! :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: FYI, i've cut the ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:18:00 GMT

this is probably the end of my fun with Carranza Lopez on myspace.....mwah ha haaa

this email string is totally supposed to be the hotel manager where "carranza" is staying in Nigeria. she's asking for rent money or else he'll press charges and have her arrested. i really...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:48:00 GMT

carranza lopez v.2.2

apparently my nigerian nemesis is getting frustrated with me. read the email string starting at the bottem and work your way to the top. FYI.... Dear Jaguda (This is an all-purpose starter. In the Yo...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:08:00 GMT

WARNING!! DANGER DANGER!!!!!! carranza lopez returns lolol

"well, here we go again...." there must be a new nigerian crew that's taken over this profile. maybe i shoulda called this blog "carranza lopez 2.0" instead. for those who don't know, this profile is ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:06:00 GMT

top 10 myspace dumbasses

Dumbass  1There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"No, it doesn't. And change your myspace password. A spammer...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:41:00 GMT

heres a good burn

i know, i know... if you reply to spam, you'll end up on everyone elses' list. so do like i do and set up a 2nd (or 3rd, etc.) free email account to register at different sites and for people that fra...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:52:00 GMT