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Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg

'Nothing is perfect. The world is not perfect; but it's there for us, trying the best it can. That's

About Me

Ok, I'm a mix of a lot of different things I guess funny, intelligent, witty, brutally honest at times and occasionally kinda crazy and spontaneous. Not to sound pompous or arrogant, but I believe I'm more open-minded than most people. I'm kinda shy but I'm workin on that. When it comes to enjoying life I like hanging out and having a good time with my droogies, playing video games (FPSs, RPGs, action, Rock Band, etc.), watching tv, anime, movies, writiing, drawing and sketching, mixing drinks and playing airsoft. So, overall I'm pretty spectacular ;P I dunno... It's kinda hard to write about myself, I guess if you are curious or have questions you should just ask.
Body Mods:
Tattoos: 1 - Piercings: 1 - Other: N/A
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Thats about it I guess. Drop me a message.

My Interests

Airsoft, video games, mixing drinks, art, fishing, reading & writing, philosophy, photography, poker, scareing children, swearing in public, the occult, human sexuality, body art/mods, music, movies, anime, Bacardi Superior, football (not throwball), food (eating, cooking and entertaining)

I'd like to meet:

People who rock. Anyone who knows how to have a good time. Funny, smart, easy going and honest people. Someone who won't give me unnessary drama or BS. Sexy people who don't smoke. Cthulhu, and any other rad demons that would probably devour my soul and chase it down with a barrel of battery acid.

Music:

I try to be as open to music as possible, and so I like a lot of different music, but mostly Metal, Jpop/Jrock, old-school grunge, alternative, punk and oi. Stuff like that. Here are some of the bands I'm usually listening to:

Misfits, Slipknot, Dimmu Borgir, Slayer, Pink Floyd, TM Revolution, Audioslave, L'Arc~en~Ciel, The Blood, System of a Down, Stone Temple Pilots, Beethoven, A Perfect Circle, Dead Kennedys, Cool Joke, Alice in Chains, Blitz, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Nirvana, Oxymoron, Porno Graffitti, Lacrimosa, Insane Clown Posse, Tool, Scorpions

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Session 9, The Star Wars Trilogy, No Country For Old Men, The Ninth Gate, Halloween (Original), A Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost in the Shell, There Will Be Blood, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conquer of Shamballa, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Silence of the Lambs, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Snatch, Half Baked, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original), Friday The 13th, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Clockwork Orange, Matrix, Predator (1&2), Alien series(1-3)

Television:

The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Adult Swim, Anime (i.e. Fullmetal Alchemist, Sukisyo, Ghost in the Shell, Tactics, Trigun), Top Gear, GolTV, Fox Soccer Channel, The Whitest Kids U' Know, M*A*S*H, Ninja Warrior, Holy @&#;%*!, Invader Zim, The Chappelle Show, Billy and Mandy, Rocko's Modern Life, Rescue Me, Family Guy, American Dad, House

"Now THAT'S good TV!"

Books:

Anything by Lovecraft or Poe, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series (classics!), The Wanting Seed, No Country For Old Men, A Clockwork Orange, Anything by Jhonen Vasquez, The Club Dumas, Napalm and Silly Putty, Nothing's Sacred, The Art of War, The Most Dangerous Game, Rainbow Six, The No Spin Zone, A Light In The Attic

Heroes:

I don't have heroes as much as I have a "greater respect" for the following individuals:

Maynard James Keenan, Jhonen Vasquez, Alfred Kinsey, Anson Maddocks (and other various CCG artists), Sun Tzu, Edgar Allan Poe, Fakir Musafar, Napolean, The Clan Cameron, Leonardo DiVinci, The Marquis de Sade, Anton LaVey, Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, And last but not least

H.P. Lovecraft

My Blog

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Yah... I didn't sleep today
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 03:31:00 PST

EXTREME HOP-SCOTCH!

Teeth and blood everywhere! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:27:00 PST

The Blood: False Gestures... finally re-released!!!

Granted that this news is old, I just found out about it yesterday, and wanted to share it with you. One of the most underheard, underlooked and underappreciated punk bands of all time is released on ...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah!

Ok, its 3:23 in the friggin morning...I'm listening to Cold and Ugly by Tool... I'm bored... So very fuckin bored... I had a busy day...and an even busier night ; P (but thats none of your business no...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some thoughts on humanity/religion

Why is it that one is more likely that one would participate in an action that is physically damaging only for their own social benefit? And that one participating in a socially damaging action for th...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quotes from Billy & Mandy

Billys Dad: Aw, fish don't have feeling's son, theyre made of foam laytex! Mandy: Lets run a bug test. What's the first thing that comes to your mind. Mandy: Lady- Billy: Bug!!! Mandy: June...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got my tongue pierced

So...its been a week since I got my tongue done...Feels wierd still, still can't eat whole foods...just ice cream, soup, guacamole and refried beans (mmmm...guacamole & refried beans). I feel like a p...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My BLOG Disclaimer

If you want to know what goes through this adorable jackals mind, please feel free to read my BLOG...but let it be known as soon as you read this disclaimer you have no right to complain about my writ...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some random quotes...

"First God created idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." -Mark Twain "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." -Anton Szandor LaVey "I know not with what weapons ...
Posted by Kung Fu Warlord From Somewhere East of Pittsburg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST