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chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm not even out of college yet and i feel like i'm having a mid-life crisis. i love the newest nelly furtado album.AIM = nbaonnbctheme

My Interests

lately: writing crappy papers. sleeping. the ultimate warrior's podcast. watching episodes of chappelle's show on my computer like 4 years after it was real popular. oh and lately i've also been interested in snow, which sucks, considering we haven't gotten any.

I'd like to meet:

people. most of whom are already dead. girls who like beards. the great khali!

Music:

jimmy eat world, metallica, taking back sunday, deftones, in flames, samiam, a tribe called quest, at the drive-in, saves the day, sense field, matisyahu, braid, arch enemy, brandtson, mineral, the pharcyde, glassjaw, bane, red hot chili peppers, the promise ring, thursday, the roots, gratitude, hot rod circuit, stars, the get up kids, minus the bear, turning point, afi, death cab, kanye west, alkaline trio, the smiths, sublime, the jealous sound, grade, texas is the reason, lifetime, black star, gorilla biscuits, further seems forever, third eye blind, fall out boy, underoath, pink floyd, blink 182, bloc party, weezer, elvis costello, fleetwood mac, foreigner, prince, madonna. and really, so much more. if you really care that much, www.last.fm/donknotty

Movies:

the girl next door, independence day, harold & kumar go to white castle, jerry maguire, bridget jones' diary, the terminator trilogy, john cusack, pauly shore (specifically biodome and encino man), airheads.

Television:

wrestling, the simpsons, the philadelphia phillies, general hospital, cops, roseanne, benson, good times, sanford and son, married with children, the daily show and the colbert report.

Books:

here's where, as a college graduate (and a reasonably intelligent person in general), i brag about how well-read i am. instead, i prefer to quote charles heimbach: '"NERD ALERT!" - chris herring'

Heroes:

bret "hitman" hart, jim adkins.

My Blog

Top Ten of 2006!

Oh yes, it is that time of year yet again, when we analyze everything, from the astronomical to the mundane, in sets of easily trivialized lists.  For you see, it is quite difficult to sit down a...
Posted by chris on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

disregard

what really is?   all of my friends are fucking crazy.   people in general are nuts.   it's real weird when i really think about it.   sometimes when i really think about some thin...
Posted by chris on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

who am i

i'm sick of constantly feeling like i don't fit in.  in a world full of extremes, i feel like a big, bland piece of fucking moderation.  it's like half of me wants to just not give a shit l...
Posted by chris on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

summer

so far, kind of depressing.  lore's always real bummed about something, nobody ever really knows about anything going on anymore, and i'm actually starting to feel kind of lonely.  there are...
Posted by chris on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:23:00 PST

wtf

yo this week jasmine must've deleted her myspace, so now there's a vacancy in my top 8.  i wouldn't even know who to put in there.
Posted by chris on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:31:00 PST

fuck this

fuck this snowing bullshit.  seriously.
Posted by chris on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:16:00 PST

tick, tock. tick, tock.

wtf.
Posted by chris on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:22:00 PST

wrestlemania

i had a dream that lore and i somehow won front row seats to wrestlemania in allentown.  it was held in an auditorium no bigger than your local high school's.  among the opening acts were so...
Posted by chris on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:28:00 PST

last night i dreamed...

that it was warm out, and i was at the beach with all kinds of crazy motherfuckers.  and a girl.  it was the best party i had ever experienced.  and i had never been happier.  unti...
Posted by chris on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:12:00 PST

copper and stars...

today was one of the hardest things i've ever gone through, burying an old college friend who was my age.  however, something good did come out of it, seeing lots of people that i haven't se...
Posted by chris on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:54:00 PST