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Joni the Tiger™

I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do. - Salma Hayek

About Me


i want someone to make me feel like this.

nice girls finish last apparently.
sad story but it has truth.
life's too short, take time to smile, take time to breathe
i'm not blonde.
i don't have fake boobs.
i don't have extensions
i'm not skinny

i'm simple, i'm humble and i'm real
i'm not here to please people for what they want me to be.
i'm fun, i'm spontaneous, and i'm down to earth

if you want the fake so cal typical ditz i know a lot of them
they come a dime a dozen

i'm right here, under your nose all along.

My Interests

life itself.

I'd like to meet:

shia labeouf
the beckhams
sandra oh

Music:

reprezent
mista dee jay mikey p

various others.

Movies:

Harry Potters
etc
etc

Television:

CSI
The Entourage
Prisonbreak
King of Queens

Books:

...currently reading...
"Wicked"
gregory maguire

Heroes:

myself.
and
Mikey P

My Blog

i’m not perfect

i'm not perfecti don't expect  to bei have my flawsand i accept themgraciouslymy flaws are like battle scars.each one tells a story of how i've livedmy story isn't a simple onebut it's a story no...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

Live.

Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Wh...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:28:00 PST

Dear Mike,

Dear Mike,       You are my best friend. I have no idea how I would've gotten through life without you being my conscience on more than one occasion. Through and through you'...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST

Me; astrologically.

Individuals born on the cusp of Gemini (the third Sign of the Zodiac) and Cancer (the fourth Sign of the Zodiac) are ruled by both Mercury and the Moon. These cuspians possess a large degree of brilli...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

Corona kids [basically]

You know you're from Corona when.... 1. The 91 freeway is like the stairway to Heaven 2. You cried when they closed Skyline 3. You buy EVERYTHING from the indoor s...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

Can'ts, rants and fancy pants

I can't ever be on time for workI hate the brand LRG, even though they have nice stuff, I hate the person who rocked it so much.I love my gray capris.I can't ever let go of the past.I hate Avril Lavin...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST

boy shorts+wifebeater=sitting here

i've had some time to sit back and reflect on my past relationshipsdefining "relationships" its everyone who has come into my life and had somewhat of an affect on it not just the lover types.so basic...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

i accept.

i've accepted it.i'm honestly done.i've over you.though it still pains me.i'm letting you go.and i'm done cryingDustin,      You and I are through. I don't know what took me so lon...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:37:00 PST

...

lately i've had this feelingthis feeling of dread that i have been waiting for.i'm no longer in love with you.i no longer love you.i no longer care about your well beingif you're sad or mad or happy.i...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

memories only the ELITE would get.

Car rides & Vicky G's & Sushi! (& saki) sooo great. p.s. "these are 12 dollars"=====================Mediterranaadadnnana. + Steve [the waiter] + Victor + Kabuki + Urban Outfitters + "Y...
Posted by Joni the Tiger™ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST