alana

I like to overhear peoples conversations and then laugh and shake my head when it is appropriate. They like that.I'm original from New Zealand and I have a stupid accent that people enjoy cause I pronounce words like 'car, bar and air guitar' different from American's.If someone gave me a Vermont Teddy Bear I would set it on fire in front of the giver. I would use my special eye lazers to do it. One because Vermont is a cold ugly place and two is because bears are dangerous and can kill you. Sharks are also bad. I wish Sally would go swim using some packaged meats from Trader Joe's as life preservers.I enjoy telling myself funny things. If I dont think its funny I will do a pretend laugh. If you say something that I dont think is funny I will just ignore you.I want to write "I have a gun" on library book check out cards and holiday greeting cards that arent mine. It is my life long dream to vulcan neck pinch the old lady at my library. some people say she is a librarian, I call her a whore.I like eating Skittles because they are a rainbow of flavor.I hate having to press one for English.I hate Sally. I love to hate Sally.I think being attacked by a mountain lion would be scary at first but then you could kind of pet it too. So maybe not so bad. I would like Carol to try this theory out for me. If she dies I'll have Sally check just to make 100% sure.I like to type useless things on this waste of time known as myspace. I like to make myself sound more interesting by plagiarizing my friend Carol's Myspace. If you tell her she'll sue me an I will loose the $3 and sixteen cents in my wells fargo checking account and my fortunes will be gone - Carol if your reading this Sally did it and she also stole the half eaten poptart from you kitchen cabinet. She's a real piece of work. You should just go ahead and report her to the Police.I use mental telepathy to pour milk on corn flakes. Soy milk that is.I'd like to go to moon and eat cheese. Note to self: Don't use same space ship as Challenger crew. Very dangerous. Probably die. CAROL, you should go to the moon in this ship.I like youtube videos. Here is one called "My Neighbors all Hate Me and Pray For Me to Die" you can hear the brittle bag of bones neighbor yelling in the background... uh, hello, earth to grandmama, its daytime and im trying to blow up a motor. Go back to watching Cocoon....