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Smeagol

"i'm in love with my lust, burning angelwings to dust; i wish i had your angel tonight!"

About Me

i'm twenty years old and i'm from minnesota. i go to bethel university (*gag*) and i am currently majoring in art and organic/bio chemistry. after next year i hope to go to the university of minnesota and eventually go on to medical school. i may be a science major but unlike most science people i love to drink, party and have a good time. i admit i'm a lightweight when it comes to liquor but I CAN OUT CRAZY ALMOST ANYONE!!! i also love to exercise and work out. it makes me feel better physically and mentally. i work at this shitty little restaurant called davanni's but i hope to find a job bartending. i've had my "license" for a while but i guess i need move motivation to find a job. having said that i love inventing new drinks and making drinks for friends. i love listening to music and anything artsy. i like making t-shirts of my favorite bands and i like to make them for other people even more so if you want one, just ask. rob zombie and nightwish are the greatest bands ever! I got my layouts from MySpace Layout Generator & Premade MySpace Layouts
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eli John
Birthday: July 22
Birthplace: Saint Paul, MN
Current Location: Saint Paul, MN
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: italian, german, irish, israeli, austrian, hungarian, english, french, romanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: new balance
Your Weakness: i let everybody use me as their bitch; i'm very masochistic
Your Fears: leeches
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finding my soulmate, passing organic chem
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it summer yet?
Your Best Physical Feature: my teeth are white
Your Bedtime: 2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: florida
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: both have too many calories. i don't like processed food
Single or Group Dates: haven't been on a date in awile
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: kahlua
Do you Smoke: occassionally
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: i wish
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes!
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all, i'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm drinking right now, biotch!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: um.....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: what kind of fucking dumbass question is that? of course
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: hell no! i do the beating up!
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or emerald green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: my height give or take an inch. i don't like small bimbo-y types
Weight: don't matter, as long as they have all the rigt curves in all the right places
Best Clothing Style: black band t-shirt and ripped jeans...or a dominatrix outfit
Number of Drugs I have taken: lost count
Number of CDs I own: about 200
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 0...but i place on getting some soon!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To many to list
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My Interests

drinking, partying, drawing, listening to music, weight lifting, running, kickboxing, skiing/snowboarding, just chillin', tir-dyeing, doing art projects, making gifts for people, inventing cool new cocktails, making drinks, sleeping in, not going to school,

I'd like to meet:

basically anyone interesting who isn't completely full of themselves. i really want to meet a professional dominatrix. not to hook up or anything but maybe have tea with her and have a conversation on the human psyche and stuff like.

Music:

rob zombie, white zombie, nightwish, kiss, aerosmith, ted nugent, gwar, garbage, led zeppelin, tristania, guns 'n' roses, rammstein, kittie, marilyn manson, ac/dc, anthrax, cradle of filth, twisted sister, distrubed, antigone rising, ozzy osbourne, black sabbath, iron maiden, metallica, alice cooper

Movies:

lord of the rings, brotherhood of the wolf, bram stoker's dracula, the chronicles of riddick, braveheart, aliens, formula 51, tremors, team america: world police, kill bill vol. 1, kill bill vol. 2, friday the 13th, nightmare on elm street, the devil's rejects, house of 1000 corpses, how high, from hell, dog soldiers, crouching tiger/ hidden dragon, donnie darko, akira, alice in wonderland, austin powers, blade, grandma's boy, billy madison, happy gilmore, caddyshack, wayne's world, best in show, waiting for guffman, resident evil, silence of the lambs, dawn of the dead, sin city, gremlins, gladiator, lara croft: tomb raider

Television:

south park, family guy, reno 911, third rock from the sun, mxc, csi, best week ever, maximum exposure, the osbournes, dog bites man, chappelle's show, jackass, shark week

Books:

don't do books

Heroes:

not an impressionable person