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JOEY!

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About Me

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Member Since: 2/16/2005
Band Website: THETASTECREW.COM
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Record Label: Nublu Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

JOEY VS. THE STATE & the debut of TASTE LEGAL DEPT.

As you all know my business partner, DJ Equal, is an incredible DJ. What you have yet to see is his other talent: THE LAW. This morning I had a court appointment over an open canister citation. I was ...
Posted by JOEY! on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

SEX, DRUGS & JACKHAMMERS

SEX, DRUGS & JACKHAMMERSHow the F*CK did I make it here?By JoeyAs far as I can tell, I'm here for a reason...When I was a teenager, I used to come up to the city and stay with my cousin in the summers...
Posted by JOEY! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:54:00 PST

Deli Beer Tasting!

So what do you do at 3am when you're already drunk and you have a friend staying at your place. Duh, you drink more, but we classy. See if we going to drink more, we're going to do it with distinction...
Posted by JOEY! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:35:00 PST

BEER PONG AND DISLOCATED SHOULDERS

On my way to Vegas, I decide to fly out of Washington National and catch up with some of my old cronies from high-school. New York nightlife is cool, but do they have a prime rib night?never change fo...
Posted by JOEY! on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:26:00 PST

T-Pain: Bartender Lyrics

Please read closely--Intro - T-Pain]Yeah...Uh-Huh...Yeah...Yeah...[Verse 1 - T-Pain]Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club)Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini c...
Posted by JOEY! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST

Awesome Spam 2 - The Next Day!!!


Posted by JOEY! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST

Awesome Spam

I get like 30-40 spam emails a day.I just read this one....WTF??-joey
Posted by JOEY! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

Joey & The Pussy

I went to the Pussy Party on Friday which was my first time out last week, I was moving, sick, tired, angry, depressed and best of all DRUNK First I had a couple drinks with Katie (at the same time)Th...
Posted by JOEY! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

I'm a Hungarian drunk!

Which drunk are you?You're hungarian kinda drunkYou're playin' the accordeon all night for family and friends and spreading drunken joy around you, you are a mentor to all of us pathetic losers...Clic...
Posted by JOEY! on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

My thanksgiving boat party, that I find amusing 5 months later.

Woo Hoo! Thanksgiving in Florida! What a wild time! On this great trip Me, Johnny and Bryan went out on friendly pirate Jerry's old ship. Armed with booze and open seas at 3pm we decided to set sail f...
Posted by JOEY! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST