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Jen aka FAT Nasty

Let's hug it out BITCH!

About Me

Well, where do I begin. I'm at a very happy place in my life right now, even though there are some days I think life could be better. My day consists of waking up when my dogs get up (usually earlier than I hope) and managing the family business out of our home office. I've been married to the man of my dreams since July 25, 2003, and we are the proud parents of two dogs only we could love. When I have time, I read when I can. And when I have extra money (and even when I don't), I go to concerts. I LOVE LOVE LOVE going to concerts, especially Dave Matthews Band. There's nothing better than singing along to your favorite songs with 1000's of other screaming fans.
I'm also a strong advocate for stopping global warming, and I try my best to do my part. You can do your part by recycling everything you can, reducing your consumption of wasteful products, and reusing products instead of throwing them away. If you want any simple tips for doing your part, let me know!
We went to Key West, FL in January for a wedding, and here are some pics from our trip.



JENNIFER
Jis forJealous
Eis forEnjoyable
Nis forNatural
Nis forNormal
Iis forIdeal
Fis forFlawless
Eis forExuberant
Ris forRelaxed What Does Your Name Mean?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jennifer
Middle name: Ashley
Birthday: 12/11/81
Your heritage: Hungarian
What kind of shoes did you wear today? flip flops
What are your fears? Snakes, spiders, thunderstorms, and getting hit by a softball in the outfield
Thoughts first waking up: Where's the snooze?
Best physical feature: Eyes
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi by far, unless we're talking Cherry, then it's Cherry Coke
Single or Group Dates: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you smoke? No....disgusting
Do you swear? Too much
Do you shower daily? If I don't forget, lol
Have you ever been in love? Yes, and still am today
Do you want to get married? Already married....3 years
Are you a health freak? YES
Do you like thunderstorms? NO....see above
What is your favorite car? 1967 Pontiac GTO
What is your favorite candy bar? Kit Kat
Do you prefer MTV or VH1? MTV
Do you own an iPod? No
If you had to be on a reality show, which one would it be? Fear Factor....I wouldn't win though
Do you prefer horror or comedy? Depends....with Dave - comedy, without Dave - horror
Are you right handed or left handed? I'm a rightey
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My Interests

concerts. listening to music. riding our Harley (if I have to explain, you wouldn't understand). watching movies curled up on the couch. boating. softball. target shooting (with my Walther P22). cooking. skulls. shopping. pigs. dancing. playing games (Scattegories is the BEST!). italian food. cereal. reading (when I have the time). spoiling/punishing my dogs. watching reruns. ebay. girly magazines. ice cream. candy. BUCKEYE FOOTBALL.

You Are Best Described By...
Eye
By M.C. Escher What Famous Work of Art Are You?

My favorite...
...color is pink
...animals are pigs and elephants
...sport is OSU football
...season is fall...LOVE sweaters, jeans, and boots
...TV show is Curb Your Enthusiasm....best quote: "First of all, Richard, they're not breasts. They're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?"
...drink is Captain & Coke
...book is Farhenheit 451
...band is DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
...holiday is not a holiday....I hate holidays
...store is The Gap

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I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet a best friend. I can't remember the last time I had a best friend. Most of my old friends are from my hometown, which doesn't make it easy to meet up with them. I miss the company of a good girlfriend! So, shoot me a message and we'll girl talk!

Larry David...a true comedic genius.

Music:

Just about anything...mostly DMB (of course). Jack Johnson. Corinne Bailey Rae. Colbie Caillat. Nelly Furtado. NKOTB. Metallica. anything 80's (best decade of music ever!!). Red Hot Chili Peppers. Green Day. Ludacris. Fiona Apple. Jurassic 5. Metallica. Rage Against the Machine.

Movies:

I LOVE MOVIES. I ALWAYS have a movie out at Blockbuster. Below are some of my favorites. Ocean's 11. Ocean's 12. Ocean's 13. Saw I/II/III. Lord of War. Gone in 60 Seconds. Thank You for Smoking. National Treasure. Skeleton Key. Honey. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Runaway Jury. A Time to Kill. Kill Bill 1/2. Old School. Grandma's Boy. Failure to Launch. 16 Blocks. World's Fastest Indian.

Television:

Entourage. Dirt. CSI: Miami. Cane. Dirty Sexy Money. Heroes. The Soup. The Closer. Criminal Minds. ER. Will & Grace (any rerun, even if I've seen it 100 times). Psych. In Treatment. Without a Trace. Law & Order SVU. Cold Case. Medium. Friends. Sex & the City. Curb Your Enthusiasm (greatest show ever made if you ask me..."Hey weatherman.....there's a jet-stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth!")

Books:

Eat Pray Love. In Cold Blood. Darkly Dreaming Dexter. Night. Fahrenheit 451. Million Little Pieces. Why Do Men Have Nipples?. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn."; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Heroes:

I know this is cheesy, but my mom and my grandma. I couldn't have done anything without them, even though it was difficult growing up.

My Blog

Courtroom Drama

Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history o...
Posted by Jen aka FAT Nasty on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST

Funny Name Game

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and mother's maiden name)Sparkles Turner (sounds 80's)2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy) Pauline Dove3. YOUR ...
Posted by Jen aka FAT Nasty on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST

A Letter to My Dogs...HILARIOUS

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food.  The other dishes are mine and contain my food.  Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate...
Posted by Jen aka FAT Nasty on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:06:00 PST

Buckeye Season....My Favorite Joke

An Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious maize and blue colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit th...
Posted by Jen aka FAT Nasty on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:19:00 PST

My Anniversary....w/Wedding Pictures

Well, today is my third wedding anniversary with David.  It's been 3 wonderful years.  In memory of our wedding, I'm posting some pictures.  Hope you enjoy.       ...
Posted by Jen aka FAT Nasty on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:48:00 PST