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Klaimed Insane

I am bottled fizzy water and you are shaking me up, You are the fingernail running down the chalkboa

About Me


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Ok now i wonder sometimes who ACTUALLY reads this shit..

probably no one..
Now a little about me.. I speak my mind.. usually gets me in trouble. I am a very honest person (the brutal truth honest not the i'm being nice to spare your feelings), If you ask my opinion on something you better be ready to hear it..You can ask anyone who knows me that.. Some people say I can be a bitch, ask me if I care. I'm not out to please anyone...

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I survived the pit! dirtnap 2000.. Insane Clown Posse 2001 Much Clown Luv!!.. Chimaira 2004.. Flaw 2004.. Living Colour 2005.. Strapping Young Lad 2005 (and MANY MORE) SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND... Canibal Corpse 2006 (And many more) SOUNDS OF THE UNDERGROUND... Soulfly/Wicked Wisdom 2006..
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My Interests


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My kids, going to Concerts when I can, Hiking, Offroading. Recently have started getting into martial arts, kickboxing and capoeira shit is a blast....cooking, computer programming..

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Even if the voices aren't real - they've got some great ideas What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

I'd like to meet:

Old friends new friends.. whoever...


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Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality TestCannibal Corpse, Sepultura, Deicide, Soulfly, Otep, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Psycho Realm, Straping Young Lad, Ice Cube, Twiztid, Tom Petty, whoe bunch of stuff really..... Don't care much for country.. yeeeehaaaww.....I'll see you in the PIT!!!
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test.. Click here for more information about the songs
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You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Horror, thriller, comedy, suspence, Blood Guts GIMME MORE GORE!! Saw I, II, III; Final destination I, II, III; The grudge; American Pie (all of 'em) any good horror flick I'm there..

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You Are 86% Borderline
It seems like you have borderline personality disorder.
Seriously consider seeking help, even if you think you don't need it. Do You Have a Borderline Personality?


Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?Are you self actualized or an ass
SELFACTUALIZATION
You have actually reached this point of self actualization, but this is only on this test because its like a ladder. You can reach this point and then go back down. If you wanna know about this ladder then leave me a comment of something. lol i like psychology. Anyways you rock for being self actualized, you dont care what people think and you speak your mind. you are honest, extreamly honest and if someone insults you, you dont care and they can shove a shoe up their ass. gimmie a thumbs up lol

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Your Brain is Red
Of all the brain types, yours is the most impulsive.
If you think it, you do it. And you can get the bug to pursue almost any passion.
Your thoughts are big and bold. Your mind has no inhibitions.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about love, your dreams, and distant places. What Color Is Your Brain?

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My Blog

Now here’s a plan!! I wonder if Congress would consider this! *LOL*

Now here's a plan!! I wonder if Congress woudl consider this! *LOL* I had to share this one! Hi Pals,I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:43:00 PST

You’re Fu**ed... I’m in your head

YOU'RE FUCKED...I'M IN YOUR HEADno where to gono one wants me aroundwho cares it's been like that for yearsfuck the shit worthless, uselesswhat a bitchfuck you whorei wish you were deadyou can't kill ...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:38:00 PST

falls apart

"Falls Apart"She falls apart by herselfNo ones there to talk or understandFeels sustained, dries her eyesFinds herself, opens the door insidePeople see right through youEveryone who knew you wellFalls...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:20:00 PST

Kids......

OK  had to do this one.. it's to cute/funny... So last night after giving my daughter(Kayden) a bath..  she was getting herself dressed...  trying to put her pullups on she comes up to ...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Fri, 16 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

why

Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy Cuz every now and then I kick the living sh*t out of me The smoke alarm is going off and theres a cigarette still burning Please tell me why...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:31:00 PST

nothing to say but....

sorry.... "There's one sad truth in life I've foundWhile journeying east and west -The only folks we really woundAre those we love the best.We flatter those we scarcely know,We please the fleeting gue...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:09:00 PST

fealing remorsefull......

1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?now hell ya... in the past.. didn't do relationships... 2. What color are your eyes?hazel 3. What are you doing now?this s...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:57:00 PST

do you ever......

do you ever .... feal like you family, well... basically forgot about you...? want nothing to do with you?  could give a shit less?........   fukin sux....... i miss my ma.............
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

....Sins.....

..> Your Deadly Sins Lust: 80%Wrath: 80%Envy: 60%Gluttony: 40%Greed: 40%Sloth: 40%Pride: 20%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 51%You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. ..> How Si...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:10:00 PST

shit outa luck and rambling pissed

ok well I gotta bitch sorry all but fuck... so I got hurt over a year ago at work got screwed by the work comp dr.. Yup they added me to the list of ppl hurt to fuck over.  So they did...Long sto...
Posted by Klaimed Insane on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST