"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on."-Chuck Palahniuk
i am..........loud, quiet, shallow , simple, a vegetarian, obsessed with l.a.m.b., an insomniac, way too easy to scare and not that good at math, lovin the sleep timer on my tv, a fan of stuffed animals, not a fan of cold weather, caught up in the music, good at making you feel bad, convinced i'm cold blooded, a manager, greatful to have such amazing friends, fascinated by many things, a douchebag if you talk shit, mess with my friends or family. i'll pretty much wish you dead and fuck with your car, a grump when i'm hungry, tired of the same thing, determined to leave this state.
i wish...........i had an offshore bank account, i could be more help globally, people had more respect for wildlife, i could save every animal,ever, i had a lamb, violence was a tall tale but i wish i could beat you up, my heart didnt rule my life, it was 4 years ago, i had a toyota prius, and an E.T, i was further than i am now, i had someone to travel with.
i hate.......slow drivers, when people dont beep at the assholes who cant drive, most girls, sluts, ignorance, the p word, unnecessary rudeness, drama, liars, shit talkers, hypocrites, waiting for packages in the mail after 4 days, when snow doesn't look so pretty anymore, non perverts, how i get stomach aches when i'm in a boring store for more than an hour, motorcycles, talking on the phone unless i really like you, thunder&lightning, seeing ladies i know who were once super hot but now super chunky..makes me giggle actually.
