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I Plan On Being Great All By Myself

About Me

Honey?
What?
Where's my super suit?
What?
Where - is - my - super - suit?
I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
*Where*?
*Why* do you *need* to know?
I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do.
We've been planning this dinner for two months!
The public is in danger!
My evening's in danger!
You tell me where my suit is, woman!
We are talking about the greater good!
'Greater good?' I am your wife!
I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Elvis makes me want to cry when i listen to him

but in a good way

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Rafael Nadal
Roger Federer
Novak Djokovic
Lee Evans
John Mayer
Michael Buble
Jack Johnson
Ronaldinho

I'd also like to meet a girl who is absolutely amazing and says something along the lines of...
"So yeah have you heard that new John Mayer song? I was listening to it whilst watching Family Guy. Speaking of TV, how good is Forrest Gump? I just love how good he is at table tennis without even realising. Speaking of racket sports, how good is tennis? i just love it, we should play sometime i enjoy it so much! Speaking of enjoying something you know what else i love? People playing guitar, i could sit around for hours just listening to people play i love it. You know what would make it even more amazing? Listening with a drink of cherry coke or dr pepper whilst eating thortons toffee at the same time. I also enjoy sitting at old trafford watching Manchester United play...oh you support them? i have a spare season ticket you can have it we'll go together..."

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