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About Me

I'm a reclusive twit. I'm terrified of penny farthings. My goal in life is to make shit to scare people. I've never had my finger nails painted. I own human bones. I constantly add up numbers to the sum of nine. I rarely, if ever eat, so where did this belly come from? I don't answer telephones. I don't think I age, ask my high school girlfriend. I dream about zombies constantly. I love apes. My car is a piece of shit. I build castles. I sit at the same bar, every nite, telling myself that I'll leave, and then I don't. everyone knows me, and I know no one. being a big fish in a small pond is alot easier than being a small fish in a big pond. this big pond I speak of, terrifies me. I don't even bother with girls anymore, don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but I know how it's going to end. I need to think, I need a drink now, I need to cure this stinking brain! and I just don't wanna know, anymore.

figured someone might want to see this

My Interests

Mountain Biking, Computer Geeking, sculpting monster, haunting houses, booze,

I'd like to meet:

the girl across the bar with the classy style and glassy eyes.

Music:

smashing pumpkins, skinny puppy, ministry, pixies, etc...

Movies:

Planet of the apes (pota's), The lost boys... night-dawn-day of the dead, return of the living dead I, II, III, friday the 13ths 1-10+fvsj, TCM 1-4 and the remake, hellraisers, Inventing the Abbots.

Television:

I hate everything with a "re" sound at the beginning of it, except reanimator

Books:

zombie survival guide

Heroes:

Paul Reiser, that cat that burned up most of her face saving her kitty's from a fire.

My Blog

if it’s character that defines you...

what defines character? is there a line that separates us? or just our ambition getting in the way of being... i dunno what i'm saying. doesn't matter anyway..
Posted by -Jes- on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST

...By giving you no time instead of it all

i figured it would only be a few weeks until we were no longer friends... took less time then that... but blah blah blah. life goes on
Posted by -Jes- on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST

roll my eyes

maybe just a brief love affair?
Posted by -Jes- on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:06:00 PST

and i... and i... and i say boy

"if you are certain that you have no chance at a good future where you are... if you have exhausted all the opportunites there.. Then do what you have to do to get what you want in life. We all have t...
Posted by -Jes- on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:20:00 PST

my face hurts!

fuckin' bar fights. you try to help a guy, then you can't see past the blood. bullshit. p.s. &n bsp; i lost my phone during the f...
Posted by -Jes- on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:39:00 PST

The Adult Prom... and why i'm dissapointed (in you)

Ya know, for all the questions asked, and all the comments offered about sed prom.... I was really shocked to see that none of you went. Really.... what the **** man? Everyone had somethin...
Posted by -Jes- on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

adult prom.... flyer and update

Posted by -Jes- on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

self... description...

and it breaks my heart..... Oh, man, can't you see I'm nervous, so pleasePretend to be nice, so I can be mean...
Posted by -Jes- on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST

it barely hurts anymore/ aka hesitation marks

so i was kidnapped, thrown in the back of a van, forced to sit through a 60+ stripper, then a younger stripper, and a bunch of drinks. thanks guys. public humiliation rocks. i need my cont...
Posted by -Jes- on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

adult prom

we're just starting with the idea, you have to be at least 22, and the date should be dec. 29th, a friday. well lets see who is interested.
Posted by -Jes- on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST