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Bret

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About Me

I'm in the USAF, i hate it when people can't take a joke, or when they let the most trivial things bother them, life's too short to get upset all the time, you can't take everything too seriously.AIM- BWM 7863
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I have many, but we'll go with Bret for the survey
Birthday: a day which will live in infamy
Birthplace: Gville
Current Location: in front of my computer
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what I'm doing
Your Heritage: Irish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: kswiss
Your Weakness: groin, otherwise invincible
Your Fears: none, well, except for bears. but everyone's afraid of bears, that's just sensible
Your Perfect Pizza: probably that veggie pizza we made in foodcore...that was pretty kickass
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination, but if that isn't possible, then throwing a hammer from endline to endline would be useful
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Pop Tart. Microwave On High. 3 Seconds.
Your Best Physical Feature: the guns
Your Bedtime: whenever i beat Katie in our debate
Your Most Missed Memory: way too many, but i'll go with 10th grade for the survey
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: the BK lounge
Single or Group Dates: is the other couple lesbian?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: this is too vague, i mean what are we talking about here? the options are endless unless you specifiy
Cappuccino or Coffee: if I'm at Barney's coffee,if i'm anywhere else cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: quite frequently
Do you Sing: haha sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: if by daily you mean monthly then yes
Have you Been in Love: no, but i've heard emo music so i know how it feels
Do you want to go to College: ccaf
Do you want to get Married: yeah if i find the right person
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: wow, i used the word "kickass" to describe a pizza...i haven't heard that word in like 3 years
Are you a Health Freak: i'm eating a 45 oz bag of M&Ms currently
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: avid air guitar player
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but i've played poker with them once
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: can't say that i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah but they found out and i've been henceforth banned from copperheads
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does the bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: negative
Ever been Drunk: really?
Ever been called a Tease: who says that
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: negative
How do you want to Die: if immortality isn't an option, then from a supernatural cause would be cool
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: jedi knight
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they have eyes...I'm not a huge fan of large gaping holes where their eyeballs should be
Favourite Hair Color: depends on the person
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person
Height: doesn't really matter
Weight: no anorexics and no cows
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: all the tool,incubus, apc, and ratm cd's
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: see "piercings"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: eating 9 double cheeseburgers...they were good, it's just that Gillian and probably Avery (as soon as he learns how to read) won't let me live it down
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My Interests

movies, hanging out with friends, aviation, tubing is amazing, summertime in general, anything with a little excitement, a normal life is boring ..

I'd like to meet:

You

Music:

Tool, Rage Against the Machine, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, the Doors, and many more

Movies:

Freeway, all the Rambo movies, Team America, Blow, anything with dark humor/cynicalness is good

Television:

Daily Show & Colbert, Stand up comedy, South Park, Family Guy, Heroes, Prisonbreak, That 70s show, and any other shows that might be interesting at the time..

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

The Stones, I love the Stones. I can't believe they're still doing it after all these years. I watch them whenever I can. Fred and Barney.