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ian

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About Me

I am a limousine ridin', wheelin' and dealin', skirt chasin', kiss stealin', son of a gun.

I work w/retards. Just to see the smiles on those goofy bastards faces is the best thing I got going in this crazy world.

My 5 life affirming favorite quotes:

"You must lash out w/ every limb like the octopus that plays the drums "

"He who questions training only trains himself in asking questions."

"When you can learn to balance a tackhammer on your head, you will head off your foes w/ a balanced attack"

"Until you can master your rage, your rage will be your master"

"You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta f#*k the plant"

My Interests


You can drive with your eyes closed. Seriously.

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Karaoke, Guitar Hero, Going out to eat, MR2s, Subarus, Autocrossing, Road Racing, F1, WRC, IRL, SCCA, NASA, Moto GP, Philadelphia Eagles, Orlando Magic, Playing Bass, Bowling & Drinking

American Cities That Best Fit Ian:
70% Austin
70% Denver
65% Atlanta
65% Las Vegas
55% Honolulu Which American Cities Best Fit You?

I'd like to meet:

Melina. And you, of course ;)

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Philadelphia Eagles


Music:

80's hair bands and new wave. The Darkness, The Killers, The Verve, The Cult, The Cure, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Stone Roses, JET, STP, Velvet Revolver, Scorpions, Sevendust, Tool, Slayer, Wolfmother, Oasis, Primus, Rush, Dashboard Confessional, Black Light Burns, Nothing Rhymes With Orange

Movies:

Road Trip, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, American Pie, Old School, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Talladega Nights, Dodgeball, Starsky & Hutch, Zoolander, Meet The Parents/Fockers, Mystery Men, Half Baked, Cannonball Run, Adam Sandler movies, Kevin Smith movies, She's All That, Can't Hardly Wait, Not Another Teen Movie, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles
Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, Cars, The Fast and The Furious Movies, The Rock, Batman Begins, Daredevil, Superman, Sin City, X-Men, Legend of Speed, The Subaru Impreza Story, Drift Bible

Television:

24, ESPN, Wrestling, Age of Love, Rock of Love, Top Chef, Everyday Italian, Ugly Betty

Books:

I read offender transfer packets and profiles all day... part of my job. Grassroots Motorsports, Hyper Rev, Sport Rider, Club MR2 Trip Notes, Subiesport Magazine

Heroes:

Daredevil, Iron Man, Y2J, my nephews and nieces

R.I.P. Colin McRae