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Tali

MmmmHmmm.

About Me

I mean really. I like ordering room service ALOT. I like fat in my coffee. I know what all my friends' feet and toes look like. I LOVE spaghetti and meatballs. And egg sandwiches in NYC. I can't wait for the morning. Sometimes I have a hard time falling asleep because I'm so excited to wake up. My favorite color growing up was pink. But then when I was about eleven I thought pink was overdone - so I contemplated my options and picked yellow as my favorite color. But I never really liked yellow. In a tragic twist of events, my mom had our Datsun station wagon painted pale yellow to surprise me. I've since learned how to form a true opinion or just say I don't particularly have an opinion. Otherwise, hey - hard times getting picked up by mommy in curlers and the chalky lemon Datsun, right?

My Interests

SUSHI. Modern art - especially light installations and kinky naked asian bondage photography, cocktails at hip new spots on weeknights (always better on weeknights - across the board - everywhere in the world as far as I can tell), tacky bags, ghetto-fab gold, Gil's poetry, Camille Paglia, Israel, the smell of smoke in a car, that sore feeling the day after a workout with JS, my family, ooo - not dogs, AND not hot dogs, and seriously - F cats, good djs like mancub, pretending I am a dj, not phish, not being grumpy, not stooping, not fighting, showers at burning man, champagne, oysters, not shlepping, never missing out on anything, never the Marina, pajaro dunes in the fall, vanilla anything except chocolate. Chocolate must be dark. No F-ing white chocolate.

I'd like to meet:

Right this second? Tamara Mellon. I don't know. Ask me later. Oh, and John Cusack. Because of The Sure Thing in 1985. I'm being serious. And Hugh Hefner. Because I have a few questions for him.