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BART

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bar joke....

Give Me A Double So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers." The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers." So the bartender...
Posted by BART on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bar joke....

12 Shots A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinkin...
Posted by BART on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

funnyshiznit yo

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!...
Posted by BART on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

haha

Becoming a woman One day Little Sally got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share he...
Posted by BART on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just laugh..

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 26 Lbs of crack in her pants.
Posted by BART on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just jokes..hahaha

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no barstools? A. A fruit stand
Posted by BART on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST