(APO)Samwise

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Samuel is a moderate conservative. He doesn't mind gay marriage, but we should fry the bastards... Oh, wait. He means, we should fry the bastards who kill people. Not the gays. They're funny. Calling gel "product." That's just fancy talk.
Samuel enjoys watching films and listening to Vanessa Carlton. He met her, actually. She signed a piece of paper because he was stupid and forgot his CD at home.
Samuel does not like philosophy. Looking at a table and thinking of what it's made of is a total waste of time. He thinks that metaphysics are stupid, and the only real philosophy that's worth looking at is religion. In his view, Plato and Aristotle men who spent way too much time with each other.
Samuel works in a little place called Kohl's Department Store. The people there are really cool. Samuel folds towels. Oh, and rugs. Lots and lots of rugs. He enjoys it.
Samuel wants to marry Ann Coulter. She's the only one who knows what she's talking about. "Liberals lied and kids died," right Ann??
Samuel comes off as a dick in his about me, but he's actually not that bad. You should talk to Samuel. He'll talk back...in a good way.