I'm a teetotal, workaholic. I am currently the chief executive of a large law firm here in Edinburgh. I am also the all time highest scorer for the American Samoan national football team, with 1 goal. Whilst leading a team of climbers up mount everest last july, we had a near fatal accident when one of my team developed serious altitude sickness. Thankfully we were taken in by a nearby monestry caring for people with severe emotional and learning difficulties, and because of their kindness in saving our lives, I currently employ one of their worst cases. He is excellent at his job and is a real credit to his filing team. In my spare time I help conserve the natural habitat of the patagonian burrowing penguin.