People Will Look Back and Remember, "Hey, it was JJ's fault that I ended up on YouTube!"
9.5-9.9.07, The week JJ got officially owned
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Well I'm starting the quotes again.. Here goes nothin'! :D
"Darwin: yea this day is gonna be forever known as the day darwin got owned"
~Darwin...
September 16, 2006, THE DAY DARWIN GOT OWNED
~Chang
"WHY'D YOU MAKE THE HOLE IN MY ASS BIGGER?"
~Darwin to Peter
"Don't say anything if you're gay... Wait--"
~Steven Stovall, Day of Silence, when Steven and Darwin were doggin' on me LOL
"Paul: hey you got vicklund going with you. if someone tries to jump you guys he don't have to fight them, all hes gotta do is freak them out"
~Paul, talking about goin to Seattle skatepark
Lunch trash lady: *comes to our table*"Do you want to throw anything away?"
Me: "I want to throw away my life."
~Me, lol during lunch
Me: "So I went grinding on Friday..."
Adel and ppls: *ROFLAWFL*
~Weekend update in Miller's... Assholes :P
Me: "I eat assholes for breakfast."
Leo: ""I eat assholes for breakfast"
that sounds kinda homosexual."
~Comments
Miller: "What do these factories produce?"
Corey: *raises hand* "Pure evil."
~Discussion in Miller's
"There's this really mean comment on my YouTube video, but I can't tell you what it says because it has the word, 'ass' in it."
~Derek
"What is the hardest thing to do with skates? Convince your parents that you aren't gay."
~Miller's dis to me
Darwin's dad: "How come you don't eat this cereal?" *grabs cereal from top of fridge*
Darwin: "Dude, that [cereal] is like, 4 years old."
Me: *grabs cereal and looks at date* "What the, it expired in September 2003!"
~Darwin cooking, and Darwin's dad looking for something to eat
Me: i don't know whether i should buy a skin for my skate
Me: or go to the movies with Keiko and Yukako
Dchan: lol.
Dchan: how about you put that money to good use and buy me some fukin dro
~IM conversation, I had enough money to go to the movies but if I bought the skin I would have 10 bucks left :/
"Adel, you are an embarassment to our class."
~Miller
"It's good trash; It's recycling!"
~Adel, talking about talking trash about Miller to Miller
"Did you see her shorts? They were like, up to HERE! What a slut!"
~Miller, talking about some girl he saw in Rebtime
Adel: "According to Harvard studies----"
Miller: "Dude, you can't even spell Harvard."
~Adel trying to convince Miller about something
Nick: "Mrs. Cassaro! When will we get to see your husband?"
Earlie (behind Nick): "Nick, just turn around."
~Normal math day
Darwin: "Hey Aaron! How do you do a backflip?!"
Aaron: "This is how you do a backflip." *does a backflip*
All of us: ROFL
~Me, Storm, Erik, and Darwin chillen after Finals
"Digimon was better. Remember the cards? I'd be like, 'Ah looks like a Joker---JOKERMON?!"
~Dchan, talking about the absurdity of Pokemon names
Me: "Would my personality be different if I were gay?"
Keiko: "Yeah! You wouldn't be as gentle!"
~Conversation btwn me, Yukako and Keiko. I thought that answer was weird lol
"Where'd you get that teabag?"
~Me, at Denny's
"That guy is coming in looking for the chicken and watermelons... And the purple juice."
~Darwang, comment at Denny's (ask me about it lol)
Boy: "I lost my two best friend's today..."
Jeff: "How?"
Boy's dad: "They don't need to know that!"
Boy: "I hurt them..."
~At the park with Dzenita, Jeff, Carl, and Paul
"I read that while I was in your bathroom..."
~Me, talking to Paul in front of everybody
"Hey Danny, get over here now! I don't care if you have a girlfriend!"
~Vinny, playing Rumble Roses XX
"Bastard!
You touch as much one hair on Teara and I will use Cresent Barrage on you."
~Quan, to David
Little girl: "Daddy, can I get the Magic 8 Ball??!?"
Dad: "No! It's magic, and that isn't allowed!" (Or something like that)
~Some family getting really religious over the Magic 8 Ball at work
"Your initials are JV? Too bad you're not VARSITY!"
~Josh
"FUCKING JEW! ASIAN FAG!"
~Some guy yelled at me and Gabby... I wonder who the jew was :/
"SHIT! IT'S JOE'S DAD! RUN!"
~Somebody in Joe's car
"What? She's cool? What makes her cool? Does she play video games?"
~Steve, Jeff's brother talking about Gabby
Me: "What would you like to drink?"
Little kid: "I LIKE CUPS."
~Work
"Not gonna lie, he has less of a chance than matthew harger."
~Rebecca
Guy: "What's 10 divided by 5?!"
Guy 2: "5?!"
Guy: "YEAH!"
Guy 2: "OMG I KNOW HOW TO READ!"
Guy: "We totally graduated three years ago :D"
~Customers at work
Guys in car: "GO HOME YOU FUCKING SKATERS!"
Scooter kid: "I LIKE FOOTBALL~~~~"
BMX guy: "I LIKE FOOTBALL TOO!"
~Drive by arguing at Woodinville Skate Park at around 9:30PM
"Everybody parking on the neighborhood street has now been ticketed."
~First end of the day school announcement
Darwin: never took a pic of my dinosaur bitch!
?????: i'm charging my myspace
?????: i mean
?????: FUCK
?????: LOL
?????: batteries
Darwin: AHAHAHAH
~Convo
Me: "I'm hella good at this!"
Random asian guy from crowd: "THAT'S WHAT
SHE SAID!"
~Random moment while at the Kendama place
Sensei: "When does Ken want to see a movie with Kimi?"
Someone: "????!â€
Everybody: "OOOOOOOooOoOOo~~~"
Someone else: "???â€
Someone else: "At his house!"
Everybody: "OOOOoooooOOoooOOoooooOOoooo~~~~~!!!!!"
Ken: "NONONONONO! ??!â€
Everybody: "OOOooooOoOOOooo~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~Translating a skit by Ken and Kimi
Ken: â€?????â€
Darwin: "????? Start? Please start?"
Ken: "Nononono *Get's out Japanese to English Dictionary*"
Darwin: "I think he's shit talking you."
Ken: â€?????????â€
*Everybody around reads the dictionary*
Darwin: "SEROIUS?! HE WANTS YOU TO BE SERIOUS!"
Everybody: "OOOOOOoOOOOooooOOHHHHHHHhHhhh!!!"
~Arm wrestling match btwn Daniel and Ken lol
Bennett: "What kind of woman would want to be on a ship with 50 men?!?"
Me: "...Sarah Witham."
~During a class discussion
"That's good... Just like slavery in the South!"
~Palmer, don't remember why it was so funny but that's probably because I don't remember exactly what happened
"Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move
BODIES."
~Tower
"I already eatou!"
~Kensuke
Sensei: "What does EVERY boy want when he turns 16?"
Leanna: "SEX!"
~Story time in Japanese
Kimie: "Hanbration!"
Me: "HUH?!"
Ken: "Hanbration! You should use it on your girlfriend!"
~Japanese time happiness!
"The guy looked like their names would be STDs!"
~Greg
"I'M GONNA PYAKU ON YOU!"
~Andi, fun with the word PYAKU in HAPPYAKU (Japanese for 800)
"I heard something about my pants so I came!"
~Jonah
"No guys, my hands were SERIOUSLY like THIS!"
~Darwin, while me and Andi were making fun of him for his awesome air driving skills
"His name is
JUSTIN VON-PWNS-YOU!"
~Charlie
"I have never made a mistake, I have just found 10,000 ways that don't work."
~Thomas Jefferson, GENUIS
"Dude! Look! HMONG PORNO!"
~The Hmong Porno Guy
"I kicked them in the assymptote!"
~Suruda
Andi: "Jowa ga aru?"
Brittni: "Huh?"
Someone behind me: "Just say yes."
Brittni: "Yes? ..."
~lol moment
Me: "Dude, shiai in Japanese means tournament."
Kevin: "Dude, shiai in Hmong means sex, man."
~lol moment
Sussex: "...Ohhh! It's COOKIE TIME!"
Me: "...YEAH!"
*Everybody claps and cheers*
~11-9-07, day of the 1000th ----
"So Meiji took away the Samurais' awesome powers and stuff... Like killing civilians."
~CJ, Japanese presentation
"Japan kicked Russia's ass."
~Evan, Japanese presentation
"Dammit your ruined my perception of hot chicks right now I'm going home."
~Vinny
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