Garrison profile picture

Garrison

I am here for Friends

About Me



"Mama said these were my magic shoes. Mama said they'd take me anywhere. Then again, mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard." Ha ha eh.... Ok, seriously, here's the deal. I'm shy and out going all at the same time. I like the obscure things in life. I live life how I want to live it. I'm a simple but complex person. I'm a little bit of everything. I also have the ability to over-indulge myself any chance I get. “Aaaahhh beer, my one weakness……..my Achilles heel if you will”. I guess all in all you could say that I abide by a strict set of rules that I make up on the spot and break when necessary....
Does anybody read this shit??

Favorite Quote: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

-George Carlin

My Interests



I am a sports and outdoors enthusiast. I love playing and watching most sports except badminton or crouquet. What the fuck....anyway. I also love hunting and fishing, there isn't anything better in life. I like traveling, spending time with my friends, hiking, and any new adventurous activities that I can get myself wrapped up in.

..

I'd like to meet:

Someone whom I can tease into submission. I like to point and laugh at people till they cry...

TALK TO ME
Wanna leave me a comment???:
Just use the fuckin box....that's what it's for.

Just look at all this stupid shit

Music:

Too many to list.... Rock, Metal, Hip Hop, Country........pretty much narrows down who would be on the list right????

Movies:

    Fightclub Snatch Gladiator Braveheart Saving Private Ryan Van Wilder Spun Fear and Loathing Stigmata Se7en Boondock Saints Few Good Men American History X Dumb and Dumber Napoleon Dynamite Ace Ventura Reservoir Dogs

Television:

    Deadwood series The OC Friends Smallville Sea Lab 2021 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sopranos Family Guy Simpsons CSI ESPN

Books:

Chuck Palahnuik and Dan Brown own. There are no exceptions. Oh, and if you say the Bible, I will stab you in the jaw.....

Heroes:

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

My Blog

To the old guy that ruined my door

Here's to you buddy, I cannot explain how delighted I was today when I walked out of that convenience store and discovered that you had left me such a nice present.  As I was driving home, sippin...
Posted by Garrison on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST