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About Me

I'm a Sperm Poisoning survivor....I hope to have another treatment VERY soon!!!!
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SOMETIMES I DO THIS TO PEOPLE THAT ARE ASSHOLES!!!!!
Remember this, you are on the internet so everything you say (type) MUST be true....If you lie, it will burn when you pee...... THAT TAKES YOU BACK, DOES'NT IT???? Yeah, me too...

My Interests

Going in the pool (every chance I get...)having too much fun for too long.Playing bass.good music, good food, good times.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who has ACTUALLY gotten rich off a get rich quick scheme.David Bowie, and the aliens who made me what I am today...

Music:

Ozzy, Van Halen (with David Lee Roth), SR-71, Disturbed, Nickelback, Avenged Sevenfold, Metal Skool!!!!

Movies:

I've seen them. I do think this movie is pretty cool though, check it out!

Television:

I have one.

Books:

I've heard people have written books about all kinds of stuff. I have a computer, in 8 seconds I can look up the mating habits of the Australian fruit bat and tell you all about it. I think books are highly over-rated, if you want to know something GOOGLE IT!!!!!Oh yeah, just remember if you see it on the internet, IT HAS TO BE TRUE!!!!!

Heroes:

Anyone who entertains me, makes me laugh, makes me cry, pisses me off, turns me on, grosses me out, people who don't block the entire aisle at the store, Foamy the Squirrel.

My Blog

Female birds!!!

Today is my lucky day (actually not lucky at all, I paid extra just to get two of them), I finally found not one but TWO female birds. They aren't Turkeys, they're called Cornish Game HENS. ...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

Another Male Turkey...

Hi everybody! I hope you all had as good a time on Christmas as I did! It's funny but sometimes the smallest things can piss you off, you know like the straw that broke the camel's b...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

The adventurous penis

Hi everyone, I just thought that it was time to get away from all the disease and syndrome stuff for a while, and celebrate the true inner feelings of the penis. Everyone has a penis that they know a...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST

T.A.P.S. URGENT--MUST READ!!!

My hat is off to medical science again, in the never ending quest to find every way possible to tell you that you're sick, we have been given a new affliction, TAPS. What is TAPS? Simply put, TAPS...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

Sperm poisoning tutorial

Hi, It's getting close to that time of year when the leaves start to change color and the birds migrate, etc.. It's getting close to fall, so of course we must discuss the dreaded affliction...Sperm ...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST