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Kristina

About Me

I'm a senior at Rb right now. I like long walks on the beach. I love to listen to Carnie Wilson with the girls. I played volleyball all 4 years. I was voted most likely not to grow up with the one and only SOLDANO!!!! One of my best friends Carol likes to give HJs want 1??? Sam is my bitch and does what I say thats right bitch! Moyer humps BOBO and I got with Jeff Moyer! It's DePaul for me! All u bitches that talk shit and say i'm not gonna make it at DePaul can kiss my ass because ur gonna be pumping my gas one day! Don't hate...appreciate!!!!!!!! Triple threat Sam, Carol, and Wert were closing depaul down!

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My Interests

Hott guys, drinking as many beers as I can, and then drinking some more beers! Being EXTREME is what i do best!

I'd like to meet:

Hott guys! CT from the Inferno! I love u!
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? DP for 2
Birthday: 4/23/87/83
Color ? hot pink
Food ? velveta or captin crunch
Item of clothing ? purse
Meal of the day ? LALOS
Feature on yourself ? my flat ass and huge rack
Quality in a guy/girl ? teeth
Phrase ? "My pussy goes wayyyyooooo" Ruff Dog
Song ? Hold on by wilson phillips
Musical Artist/Band ? carnie wilson
Sport ? volleyball
Movie ? Unle Willy, Zoolander, old school
TV Show ? breaking bonaduce and law and order svu
Radio Station ? KILLER B....mexico
Type of Chocolate ? any kind im not racist
Eye Color ? hazel
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? 2 dogs, a turtle, many fish, and carol
Pepsi or Coke: as long as it has rum in it im good
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac fries and kings nuggets
Have any piercings ? nope
Have any tatoos ? nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend OHHHH YEAHHH
Cappuccino or Coffee: orange mocca frappa cheeno (cant spell)
Do you Smoke: Fuck no! cancer sticks suck
Gone skinny dipping ? in moyers neighbors yard with jeff
Been to Europe ? ITALY BABY
Been to an island ? i drove over one with carols car
Had stitches ? nope
Broken any bones ? pshe bone
Been stabbed/shot ? only on the weekends
Slept until after 12:00 ? usually
Stayed up all night ? every thirsty thursday at DPU
Do you think you are Attractive: when im drunk
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? maybe....im not as bad as CAROLLLL
Turned down a dare ? no......yes man!
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? sam and i when 2gether
Is the prettiest ? were all hot but R U D Y takes the cake
Is the most handsom ? JASON COX
Is the loudest ? me and jason
Is the craziest ? roberto and sammi (my heros)
Is the most shy ? my wifey lauren davis
Is the most loving ? carol bc felder made her emotional
Is the most understanding ? PATTY GOSS
Is the most boring ? Carol and linsey! ur both weak
Is the richest ? me, carol, and andrew
Is the most athletic ? alex HAHAHA
Is the most cocky ? andrew and sam
Ever been Drunk: every minute
Is the most wordly/cultured ? molly brown
Do you look up to the most ? Samantha PRIHODKA
Do you tell everything to ? sam, carol, moyer, and RUDY
Has the best house ? MOYERS basement
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? thats just silly
Kiss someone of the same sex ? carol and sam every nite on the cheek.....hmmm
Cheat on someone you love ? NEVER
Run away from home ? all the time
Lie to your parents ? non stop
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? im a compulsive liar
Lie to your best friend ? just to piss them off
Give a homeless person money ? 1 and we gave him a beer
Run from the police ? i live in riverside....of course
Bungee jump ? in to samantha arms
Sky dive ? with carol right into mexico
Cross dress ? when im alone
Be an exotic dancer ? when i play karoke and drunk alone with RUDY
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? LALOS but i own it and the mexican place but i own them 2
Scuba dive ? when i watch shark week on discovery channel
Go rock climbing ? with Bryan William Tabor the 5th and Sandrik
Go spulunking (caving) ? does carols house count
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Lil Z
Bologna ? i dont speak spainish
Hott ? rudy
Orange ? gonna say banana
Real world ? drama
Jack ? Daniels! (conner, me sam)
Cucumber ? carols dildo?
Hip-Hop ? TIMMY and SPLON
Uniform ? kinky
UniCORN ! ? carol's dildo
Rainbow ? lesbians and gays
Clown ? holllly shitttt

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Music:

Carnie Wilson, snoop dog, DeFRANZ, Lil'Z, kanye west, dave mattews, spice girls, BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT, Bobby DeBartolo, John Fields and the sleepers, 50 cent, britney spears, linsey lohan, hard core rap, and whatever is playing in carolina's car
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Movies:

Napolean Dynomite, UNCLE WILLY, harold and kumar, Zoolander, notebook, the saw, gremlins, POKEaHotASS, ASSaconda, saving ryans privates, a day without a mexican, american Pie, animal house, old school, van wilder, and more!

Television:

SIMPLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!! law and order svu, sweet 16, discovery channel!

Books:

What the fuck do you think this is!

Heroes:

Larry Wert, Carolina Castaneda, Sam Prihodka, Linsey Moyer, FRANKE, SOLDANO, Carnie Wilson, John Fields, Hugh Jass, D$, and R Kelly

My Blog

My Birthday!

First off never go into a porn shop! Samantha, Carol, and I were not prepared at all for what we saw. Some of our favorite movies were Chicks with Dicks, Mr Jackhammer, Hot Grandma, and many more. Hi...
Posted by Kristina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We got in!

1st of all i would like to say ur welcomed for getting all u bitches in! I had to wake the sexy jeff moyer, in his silk boxers, and ask him if moyer could have people over! "Would I ever lie to u Jeff...
Posted by Kristina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fiesta in the Riverside House!

It all started when sam couldn't hold it in anymore! Samantha busted out to franzo how carols riverside house is empty and we should have a party there! Franzo wouldnt take no for an answer and put me...
Posted by Kristina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EXTREME!!!!!!!!

The WILD weekend with the Mexican that takes jello shots, the LezBo that tries to get with the mexican and is all up on franzo, the kelly who loves caroline like her own child (triple siwft), the bitc...
Posted by Kristina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST