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I was sent by he who is known as I am

About Me

Yeah I'm pretty fucking random, life is random...see watch I'll show you. God randomly created the universe, life randomly sprung up, my parents randomly fucked in the back seat of a '67 Nova without a condom in 1985, I was randomly born in Massachusetts with a dent in my head, randomly dropped out of highschool, yada freaking yada, and now I'm randomly talking about my random life and how random it is. If that's not fucking random I don't know what is, I have a small penis. Anyway's My name's Jon. Love Jon

My Interests

Vaginas, Jack Daniels, Newports, Staying fucked up, My bike, and uh...Asian Vaginas(half Asian works too).

I'd like to meet:

I pretty much just want to find people I grew up with or people I used to know.

Music:

Alice In Chains, Godsmack, Stone Temple Pilots, Disturbed, The Doors, Oleander, Seven Mary Three, Nirvana, Stabbing Westward, Korn(old Korn), Sound Garden, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, 10 Years, The Beatles, Staind, 3 Doors Down, Fuel, Shinedown, Scorpions, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Linkin Park, Kansas, Chevelle, Days Of The New, Seether, Stone Sour, Slipknot, The Verve Pipe, Silver Chair, Tenacious D, Tonic, Nickel Back, Creed, P.O.D., Crossfade, Three Days Grace, 30 Seconds To Mars, Drowning Pool, Ill Nino, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Live, Blood For Blood, Bush, Led Zepplin, Oleander, NonPoint, Three

Movies:

Any movie that I could potentially trip out to on acid.

Television:

Family guy now sucks more penis then my ex girlfriend did not(that's alot). The Simpsons give me a good chuckle and I like watching things that make me say "Oh, I didn't know that."

Books:

Mostly Maxim's and FHM's...Fuck you I know they're magazines!

Heroes:

Definatley my Mom and my Pops. Layne Stayley(rip), Scott Weiland, John Bohnam(rip), Jerry Cantrel, John Lennon(rip), James Maynard Keenan, Chris Cornell, Kurt cobain(rip), Brett Scallions, Tony Byroads, Gavin Rossdale, David Draiman, Jim Morrison(rip), Corey Taylor, James Hetfield, Scott Stapp, Roger Waters