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Halton

You're my favourite waste of time

About Me

Tom is NOT my friend.

Hello and welcome to 'my space'. It's made up of useless information about me, a few pictures and a little bit of noise. I'm 21 years old and currently work for the prison service but I'll be joining the Royal Navy in spring. I support Newcastle United Football Club and dispise that other North East team that play in red and white, you may not know of them. I live in Durham City which is 40% nice, 19% chav, 30% history and 11% cats. Now do whatever.

My Interests

Football, drinking and drinking at the football...see the pattern? I also enjoy mixed martial arts and of course my music which is more diverse than Roy Chubby Brown's outfit. Apart from that I just basically enjoy being an idiotchops in any way, shape or form.

I'd like to meet:

A llama would be nice.

Music:

Oasis, Kings of Leon, Maximo Park, Muse, Feeder, Bloc Party, The Verve, Hard-Fi, The Futureheads, Kaiser Chiefs, The Libertines, The Killers, Razorlight, The Kooks, The Hives, Jet, The Ramones, Kasabian, The Vines, The White Stripes, Blur, The Cure, Jimmy Eat World, Bloodhound Gang, Tenacious D, Gorrilaz, Puddle Of Mudd, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Metallica, Saliva, Velvet Revolver, Guns n Roses, Motorhead, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, The Streets, Ice Cube, 2-Pac, DMX, Dr.Dre, Eminem, NWA, Jay Z, Xzibit, Kanye West, The Beatles, Billy Cassidy, Johnnie Cash, Led Zeppelin, Babyshambles, The Golden Virgins, The Futureheads, The Coral, Billy Idol, David Bowie, The Jam, Paul Weller, Black Sabbath, We Are Scientists, Lily Allen, Buddy Holly, The Smiths, Jimi Hendrix, Rod Stewart, The Faces, The Kinks, Arctic Monkeys, Nirvana, Me First And The Gimmie Gimmies, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Dirty Pretty Things, Arcade Fire, !!!, Charlotte Fatherley, Jamie T, The Sunshine Underground, Milburn, The Long Blondes, The Maccabees, The Smiths, Beastie Boys, The Rakes, The Clash, The Klaxons...to be continued...

Movies:

300, This Is England, Face Off, Con Air, Lock Stock, Snatch, Football Factory, Saw, Back To The Future, Dumb and Dumber, Breaveheart, Oceans 11, The Last Samurai, Casino, Green Street Hooligans, The Warriors, The Punisher, Happy Gilmore, The Green Mile, American Pie, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Scary Movie, Rocky, Scream, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Predator, Alien, The Crow, The Fast And The Furious, Freddy Got Fingered, Bad Boys, Die Hard, Hellraiser, 28 Days Later, Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Deathwatch, Drop Dead Fred, Tommy Boy, Silence Of The Lambs, Scarface, The Godfather, Dodgeball, The 51st State, Van Helsing, Friday, Dangerous Minds, The Rock, Kingpin, The Butterfly Effect, Boys In Tha Hood, Team America, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Tommy Boy, Mike Bassett England Manager, Road Trip, Eurotrip, The Full Monty...too many to name but I did try...

Television:

Soccer AM, Family Guy, American Dad, The Office, Alan Partridge, Dirty Sanchez, Viva La Bam, Shameless, Match Of The Day, The Simpsons, Futurama, Andy Dick, The Tom Green Show, Extras, Little Britain, Reeves & Mortimor, The Fast Show, Bottom, Premier League Darts, The Royale Family, Top Gear, My Name is Earl, UFC, The Ultimate Fighter, Men Behaving Badly, The Dragons Den, The Apprentice, Tycoon, Real Hustle, Street Wars....the list goes on and on and on and on.

Books:

I Read Sky Sports News.

Heroes:

Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Kevin Keegan, Shay Given, Robert Lee, Gary Speed, Phillipe Albert, Lee Clark, Faustino Asprilla.