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~Heather~

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone I don't know.You may be interesting - if you're not, I'll let you know. But at least we met.



My Blog

What big teeth you have...

http://monsters.joyeurs.com/google_apps/vampires/bitten.php? i=9571358 ... the better to bite you with! 
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Paradox of our Time

The Paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have big...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:10:00 GMT

Heathers Guide on How to be a Slut for Rock & Roll

Step 1 - Get Drunk.  Step 2 - Desire rock concert tix without desiring to pay for them.Step 3 - Have fiance take half naked pics to submit to 95.1fm WIIL to win their concert ticket giveaway cont...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT

Check out this event: New Years Eve Bash at Citores

Hosted By: Heather MapesThis is a private party - see your event invites.When: Monday Dec 31, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Jesse & Heather'sMessage us for address/directionsLITH, 60156United StatesDescripti...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:00:00 GMT

Someone is -

          Do you think I'm stupid? Are you stupid? Or is this intentional?
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:05:00 GMT

This is so great I had to steal it...!

The Drugged New Year's Eve ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- 'Twas the night before New Years, and all through the place Not a mirror was empty, not eve...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 19:56:00 GMT

Fine, here it fuckin' is

Are ya all fuckin' happy now??? 
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:22:00 GMT

Political Views???

I don't think this test turned out right... You scored as Green. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'> Green 83% Democrat 75% Anarchism 75% Communism 58% Socialis...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 18:27:00 GMT

FINALLY, PICS!!!

OK, really sorry about it taking forever, but I finally put some pics up. They aren't great - but we were all drunk in all of them.    And you know that when you're drinking, you think you l...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 22:44:00 GMT

Promiscuity Test

I've calmed down now that I'm in a committed, monogamous relationship. I am 77 romiscuous. You are never satisfied. You spend most of the time getting some or figuring out how to get some. It's why we...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:56:00 GMT